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PostHeaderIcon Damn Sand Gets Everywhere

SNORT at YOU, Miss Ellen!!! And by SNORT I mean loud, raucous, almost tinkle inspiring laughter……by the way, I dare someone to ask about the couch!

Yep, that’s where my car ended up…….after we got stuck in the sand. After that incredibly accommodating group of muscular beach boys showed up. After they literally PICKED MY CAR UP and carried it the twenty feet to the access road. That’s right….I love my old hoopty, and I keep her as a beach car, but I’ll be damned if after a lifetime of beach driving all across coasts east, west and south, for the very first time I got stuck in the sand. And when I say stuck, I mean trapped, lol. Sand flying everywhere, Sand crabs fleeing for their lives as my tires spun pointlessly in the sand, their little sand crab homes flung high in the air. Directly into the waiting mouths of the seagulls, at least the ones that weren’t doubled over cawing with gleeful seagull laughter.

Then from the glistening waves came our salvation……..a group of built, young, boogie boarding hotties who could think of nothing they would rather do than show off those magnificent muscles for Ellen and I. After all, we are sexy damsels, and we were certainly in distress, and chivalry is always properly rewarded!

the sea from which our white knights emerged

the sea from which our white knights emerged

Give me a call, and I will fill in all the lusty details, including what Ellen and I did with that sweet blonde virgin. Let’s just say that Doogie is now a man! You can reach me anytime at 1-800-635-0243, and of course you can see pictures of me and of Ellen at www.climaxxxave.com, as well as pictures of our beautiful girlfriends. I have lots of naughty stories to tell, and I am in a talkative mood!

PostHeaderIcon Fun At the Nudist Beach

I can not even begin to tell you what goes on at a Nudist Beacj. You are first met by people who tell you the rules and where to change out of your clothes. Then it is out to the beach as nude as the day you where first born.

Everyone is naked on beach towels and greeting you as you find your place on the sand. The feeling of being nude and the breeze going through more than just your hair on your head but even below gave a chill making my nipples so hard. I was watching all the men and their cocks and they where looking me over too.

Later I met a few of the Men and we talked of some of their Fantasy Stories each had. You can guess I made new friends that at times they will come to visit me now. Yes we did the fantasy each one had and more.
Have I got stories for you. Call me and let’s share them and of course hear your fantasy too.

Ready to Play with These?
Ready to Play with These?

PostHeaderIcon Princesses Of Porn

As ladies who play the way we ladies play – and I do mean dirty and thats dirty in the best way – we have the pleasure of hearing our callers enjoy us to the fullest – and yes I do mean happy endings, LOL – and I for one have always held that you can’t hold ANYONE to what they say at the moment of orgasm – personally I am prone to shouting out I LOVE YOU when I climax – and I do mean it in that moment – my point – and I do have one – is that I LOVE knowing I am the answered prayer to a fellow with a stiff dick – or a limp dick he WANTS stiff – and I – as have us all – have heard many MANY compliments and accolades and it is indeed gratifying.  And I am VERY GOOD at what I do.  But I do think to call myself the Queen of Phonesex would be — presumptious – shall we say – especially when this beauty holds the title!

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PostHeaderIcon Beach Bunny Fun

The thing about south Texas beaches is that there are TONS of them – seems like almost every block or so you can take a road right to a beach – and you can drive on the beach to some extent – and there may be people there there may not – heres a shot of Mary’s car – parked just the way you see it – what you can’t see is us tearing off our tshirts and running into the surf – had we found a beach with other occupants perhaps we could have gotten a shot of that!  We’re still going thru all the pictures so perhaps next time we’ll have that shot for you – now call me – 1-888-319-9489 - and send me an email – the address is right on my site – and I will send you some pictures not on the site – http://www.climaxxxave.com/mamaell.htm<beach21

PostHeaderIcon Stormy Nights

The lights went out and we had nothing to do in the mountains but have mind blowing sex.  It was crazy hot, the lightning would strike and I would explode .. the hail would pelt the roof and his sweat drops would pelt my tits as he pumped to the rhythmn of the storm.  Amazing sex !!

After wards the sky lit up like my skin from passion.  The sky turned orange and a beautiful rainbow, and let’s not forget the pot of golden cum at the end of that rainbow  XOXOXOX

Always fun on my mountain … Kisses in all the right places Step Mommy Bonnie 1-877-279-2318

Where's the Golden pot

Where's the Golden pot

PostHeaderIcon Watch your Willies!

Darling boys, I know you are always horny and have this need to stick your Willies into tight holes, but please be careful and watch your willies. I have been reading some strange stories about horny boys sticking there willies into almost any hole they can find and having horrible experiences. Like the poor boy so horny in the pool he stuck it in the hole for the pool vacuum.

If your that horny sweety then give one of us a call I am very sure we can help calm even the strongest urges. If you just have to stick your willie some where then call us and we can help you discover a more fitting place to stick it. We can help you create your own little pocket pussy or find a place where you can purchase one so that you can always have a safe hole to play with.

If it is the humiliation factor like with that poor boy who had to have Emergency services called to remove his willie, well then I am sure we can help you there as well. We can humiliate you and your willie so much better then just having professional Emergency crews laughing at you. Don’t think we are just sweet and nurturing, we also can be quite mean spirited when the need calls for it.

Then again maybe you like the idea of not knowing what could happen to your willie when you stick it in that hole? If it is the idea of pain I am very sure you can find the right lady to help you out there as well. We will be happy to instruct you in so many different ways of hurting that willie you will never have to find a strange hole again!

Remember boys we love your willies big or small there is always a fun way to help you take care of your horny problems.

So give us a call and lets figure out how to protect your willie!

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PostHeaderIcon One Step Closer to Pictures!!

OMFG I think I might have figured it out!!!

OMFG I think I might have figured it out!!!

One step closer to having pictures for you all! Now, any of you that have talked to me before know that I am a pretty “in charge” kind of gal. My late husband knew to leave most things to me, and being the control freak that I am, I was only too happy to oblige. There is, after all, the right way, the wrong way, and the way I am going to do it, and always prefer the latter.

I have one weakness, though. Technology. The bane of my existence. Well, that and wankers who call with no intention in the slightest of doing a call, but that’s another story, lol.

So here we have it…..I have indeed gotten the pictures from Ellen’s seaside adventure off of my camera and onto my computer…..yeah me!…..now it’s time for me to learn how to get them off of my computer into a format or whatever it’s called, like I have any clue, and onto here! My guess is that it is going to be as ridiculously easy as it turned out to be getting them from camera to hard-drive, but tease me about it at your own peril, lol!!!

In the meantime, I would love to hear from you! Give me a call at 1-800-635-0243 anytime. If I happen to be out, it is usually Ellen that I send my calls to. That gives her an opportunity to confirm or deny the stories I tell you about what we did while she was here, and maybe add some embellishments of her own!

You can check us out, as well as a host of other lovely ladies, at www.climaxxxave.com/phonesex.com . We don’t do the crazy pop up thing, so you can relax and enjoy as you peruse through the intimate pictures of our sexy ladies.
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