Archive for May 31st, 2009

SNORT at YOU, Miss Ellen!!! And by SNORT I mean loud, raucous, almost tinkle inspiring laughter……by the way, I dare someone to ask about the couch!

Yep, that’s where my car ended up…….after we got stuck in the sand. After that incredibly accommodating group of muscular beach boys showed up. After they literally PICKED MY CAR UP and carried it the twenty feet to the access road. That’s right….I love my old hoopty, and I keep her as a beach car, but I’ll be damned if after a lifetime of beach driving all across coasts east, west and south, for the very first time I got stuck in the sand. And when I say stuck, I mean trapped, lol. Sand flying everywhere, Sand crabs fleeing for their lives as my tires spun pointlessly in the sand, their little sand crab homes flung high in the air. Directly into the waiting mouths of the seagulls, at least the ones that weren’t doubled over cawing with gleeful seagull laughter.

Then from the glistening waves came our salvation……..a group of built, young, boogie boarding hotties who could think of nothing they would rather do than show off those magnificent muscles for Ellen and I. After all, we are sexy damsels, and we were certainly in distress, and chivalry is always properly rewarded!

the sea from which our white knights emerged

Give me a call, and I will fill in all the lusty details, including what Ellen and I did with that sweet blonde virgin. Let’s just say that Doogie is now a man! You can reach me anytime at 1-800-635-0243, and of course you can see pictures of me and of Ellen at www.climaxxxave.com, as well as pictures of our beautiful girlfriends. I have lots of naughty stories to tell, and I am in a talkative mood!

I can not even begin to tell you what goes on at a Nudist Beacj. You are first met by people who tell you the rules and where to change out of your clothes. Then it is out to the beach as nude as the day you where first born.

Everyone is naked on beach towels and greeting you as you find your place on the sand. The feeling of being nude and the breeze going through more than just your hair on your head but even below gave a chill making my nipples so hard. I was watching all the men and their cocks and they where looking me over too.

Later I met a few of the Men and we talked of some of their Fantasy Stories each had. You can guess I made new friends that at times they will come to visit me now. Yes we did the fantasy each one had and more.
Have I got stories for you. Call me and let’s share them and of course hear your fantasy too.

Ready to Play with These?