No Fetish Too Kinky…..
“DULUTH, Minn. (AP) — Police are looking for a man with a self-professed sexual fetish for slashing rubber balls. Police have been seeking the 31-year-old since surveillance tape allegedly showed him breaking into a fitness clinic in May and slashing exercise balls.
Authorities are familiar with the man. A criminal complaint released Thursday said he was convicted in 2005 of breaking into a sports facility at the University of Minnesota in Duluth and slashing about 70 balls. Each ball cost between $30 and $60.
The complaint says when he pleaded guilty in that case, he admitted slashing more than 40 other balls at two clinics.
Court documents said the man told police he slashed the rubber balls to satisfy a sexual urge. Experts said he has an unusual attraction to inflatable exercise devices.”
I bet there are some of you out there who think that your desires and wants and needs are too kinky, too out there, to wild to tell anyone else. But they aren’t too kinky, too wild, or too out there at all. They are exactly what I want to hear from you. I can’t wait to know if any of you has something even more unique and memorable than our friend in Duluth!
You know how to reach me, just call me directly in my home at 1-800-635-0243. I am usually available, but when I am not, my phone is generally forwarded to Ellen……hot, sexy Ellen who is fixin’ to move across the country and into my home! It won’t hurt my feelings if you would like to talk to Ellen in my stead, hell, I know first hand what a tasty little piece of sexual ecstasy she is from her first visit to my bed, I mean home! Just make sure you tell me all about it when you next call me, cuz if makes me so hot to hear it. God, I can hardly wait till she is here and we can talk to all our lovely men at the same time, from the same place, so close to each other, hands wandering………………….oops, I got mighty distracted for a minute, lol.
Want to take a look at our hot, sexy pictures? Ellen can be seen here http://www.climaxxxave.com/mamaell.htm and I am on the same site, different page at http://www.climaxxxave.com/marylucia.htm. Take a look at our home page at http://www.climaxxxave.com to see the full roster of all our other lovely ladies. Barely legal to barely breathing, I always say!
Have a great weekend, my sweeties, and I hope to talk to you soon!
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