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I’ll give you the pretty phone sex lips before I give you the scary lips of the past.  :D Ladies fighting against there men, not letting them do as they wish or need!

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Now remember how pretty my lips are and how I’ll let you do anything in the world and so will my girlfriends at SLUTetc.com

Now way back in 1919 if you weren’t at Miss Kitty’s Saloon or one of the many other wonderful brothel’s of the time.  You might be encountered by the lovely ladies the poor hard working bastards had to go home too!  And let’s not forget about how they would rule the roost and imagine the sour puss sex those poor bastards had ;(

Well back in the day in Montana for goodness sake .. Cold outside and oh my god Shivering inside!

These sourpuss’s decided they didn’t want there men stinking of booze … My god they had to drink to go home and face these beauties lol enjoy!

Montana Beauties

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RUN INTO OUR ARMS BOYS, we’ll protect you XOXOXO

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HELLO! I am back and I want more, more, more! You know what I mean. I am ‘Holly Hole’ and I have “3″ steamy holes for your pleasure! Maybe one day they will call me “Holy Hole”…but it will not be today! Then again you will call me ‘Mistress Holly’ when you get on your hands and knees and worship me! Call me and today and let’s talk!
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Y’all are not going to believe this but I had a weird yet wonderful experience yesterday. A friend of mine insisted I go out with her yesterday to this new place she found. She wouldn’t tell me anything about the place except dress casual.

When we got there it was crowded and noisy. Loud music and lots of shouting. I found out fast what the shouting was all about.

I Sally Mae can say I have had my first experience watching a Cat Fight as well as what some of you city folk call a Cock Fight! I knew what a Cat fight was and loved watching these women tear into each other and seeing folks go crazy and bet on who would win as well as who would lose their clothes first. I have to say just watching that made me want to find the bathroom and masturbate.

Then my friend directed me to another very loud room and there in the center of the ring was a woman with a big sign stating COCK Fights. Well I turned to my friend and told her I don’t want to see this I am not interested in watching people bet on roosters fighting. She got this really funny look on her face and laughed at me and said “Oh honey just watch you will love this!”

Just as I was about to turn away I see these men step in the ring in nothing but thongs. Well I have to say that got my attention since you could tell these guys had some mighty fine cocks. That is when it hit me COCK fight not Cock fight.

I can say that my pussy certainly was anticipating the event after that. I was already horny from watching the women and now here I was on the side lines up close and personal getting ready to watch to guys go at it. As the fight started, though I can’t really say fight it was more wrestling then anything, the crowd started pushing up against us at the rail.

I felt hands on my ass but I didn’t even bother with that I was so enthralled with the action in front of me. By the end of the match both men were hanging completely out and rubbing their cocks every where. I started rubbing up against the railing and that is when I felt a nice hard cock push up against my skirt.

I didn’t turn and look at the guy behind me but turned and looked at my friend and to my surprise she had this glazed look on her face. That is when I noticed a guy right behind her pushing up against her and her skirt up around her hips. Well I was a bit shocked but oh that turned me on so much. Guess it was good I didn’t wear panties that night…

Want to know the rest of what happened yesterday give me a call and I will tell you all about it!

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They call me Swinger Ramona – I was the first one in my neighborhood to introduce all the other couples to the special kinky fun of a key party – they had ALL heard of such things but not one had ever had that extreme pleasure until I came along.  I’ve been a swinger for over 10 years now – I’ve always had a high sex drive and I understand the need for that something extra and NOTHING brings that extra special thrill on like trading partners – trying a new guy out – maybe giving the wife or girlfriend a go too!  No limits here honey – bring it on the more the merrier!  Now this does not mean I don’t thoroughly enjoy some one on one – in some ways I am an old-fashioned girl – take a look at me – I’m on www.climaxxxave.com along with a bevy of other FUN playmates – call me – its tollfree  at 1-877-285-4882. I am an old-school kind of girl in that I don’t have implants and have never shaved that big bush!  The best of both worlds – a real woman, real breasts, real bush and swinger values!  Now cum and play with me in my playground you’re going to love it!

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Don’t move this is a DICK-UP! Put your hands over your head and don’t say a word. Spread your legs so I can get at your cock and balls. I want your balls in my mouth and your cock in my hand so I can get it ready to fuck my pussy with. Don’t move I said! That’s right just lie there and let me use this cock as I see fit. I’m going to sit on it now that it is hard like velvet steel. OH YES SO GOOD! Are you moaning? I am going to stuff my big titts in your mouth to gag you luver Suck them while I fuck my pussy with your cock! I’m going to cum on your cock now, gush out that sweet love juice all over your cock and balls, can you feel it drip down your ass? No don’t get up, stay there luver,, I just wanted to get a hit and cum before the sun came up.

Sweet dreams.
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PostHeaderIcon Snipet from StepMommy Bonnie – PhoneSex Mommy

I loved this one and had to share it with you, I also hate reading long snipets from my emails but this is well worth the read and what an engenious young man … and lucky lucky Teresa!  Enjoy it as much as I did ;)

The following is a question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.  

  

The answer was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet:   

 

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or
endothermic (absorbs heat)?   

  

Most of the students wrote proofs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.   

   

This student, however, wrote the following:   

  

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the
rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think
that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it
will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how
many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.   

  

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member
of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more
than one of these religions and since people do not belong
to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go
to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can
expect the number of souls in Hell to increase
exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the
volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order
for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,
the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. 

  

This gives two possibilities: 

  

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at
which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in
Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.  

  

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase
of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will
drop until Hell freezes over.  

  

So which is it?  

  

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my
Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell
before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact
that I slept with her last night, then number two must be
true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has
already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that
since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more
souls and is therefore, extinct. … leaving only Heaven,
thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being which
explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’  

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+ . . . . .  AND PROBABLY MARRIED TERESA. 
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Hi I’m MILF Justine  -and you know what you get with a MILF don’t you – you get a mature sensual older woman who is not afraid to get a little dirty when she plays – in fact I like getting REAL dirty!  Take a look at me – now don’t I look like I am built for comfort – here’s your ride baby – get on – get me going and I will give you a trip around the world!

And when it comes to role-play – I’m your dirty Mommy!  I believe the family that plays together stays together – and I am happy to take my yound son’s “sex education’ in hand – or in mouth – or maybe you have a hardon for Auntie – I can be that too!

Whatever gets you hard – I’m all for it – 1-877-239-3163 and check me out at www.number1nastyphonesex.com

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