Men Cum, Men Go – BOB goes on
Hi its Ellen – had something of a quasi-tragedy at my place the other day – BOB (you all KNOW BOB) that is my very own Battery Operated Boyfriend – bit the dust! Bought the farm – went to that vibrator heaven in the sky – hey maybe it used a white lighter and become one with the 27 Club who KNOWS – gave an odd shudder – emitted a faint aroma of burning electrical – and then played became just one more dead soldier. But as they say LIFE goes on and so does Ellen. Quick as you can say ‘CUM FUCK AUNTIE’ I was online and even as I type a NEW BOB – and a replacement – are winging their way to me via UPS, and as happy as my UPS man IS everytime he delivers to me – THIS time he’s in for the greeting of his life!
Now in the meantime poor Ellen has to make due with her fingers – and of course your help! And let me tell you BOB is not my only external source of joy – but other than YOU it is my favorite.
Now really you must call me – lend a hand – so to speak -its so much better (with or without BOB) with YOU on the other end of the line. Now give Auntie Ellen an assist – or be a GOOD boy and help Mama Ell out – call me – 1-888-319-9489.
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