Archive for September, 2009

Hello! The other day this man called me and told me how much he loved my last name! “HOLE” That is right! I am ‘Holly Hole’..nice to meet you. Or is it, nice to ‘meat’ you! lol! Ohhhh yaaaaa! Whatcha got in your pants for me baby?? Come on’, shoooow me! I wanna see it! Is it big and hard like a cucumber baby? Maybe you wanna slide it in Holly Holes HOLE! ~BIG SMILE~

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Call me! Let’s do the nasty!

Hi I’m Ellen – and I am known for my big, juicy round butt – I learned relatively early in life about the special delights of anal play and I’ve been an a big fan of that special, naughty and oh so delicious kind of sex ever since!  My auntie told me when I was about 12 that the anus has over 1000 nerve endings surrounding it – ohhhhh can you feel it – now some are afraid of it – well for sure you can’t just BULLDOZE your way in – oh no – it takes some special foreplay – oh yes it does – a teasing tongue – a finger rimming – hmmmmm makes you ache deep down for more doesn’t it.  And with me you do get more – in fact with me you get it ALL – and honey take a look at mine – now tell me you want to bury your nose in there – inhale that special aroma – like sex only DIRTY!  And nothing beats hot dirty sex!  And I give as good as I get – believe it.   1-888-319-9489.

Its time to come to bed sweetie, come on over here and let me watch you take your clothes off, watching you get naked gets me so wet. Look at how wet my pussy gets when I finally get to see that sweet hard cock. Oh just looking at it makes my mouth water, that’s right step a little bit closer so I can kiss that lovely cock; oh and must not forget those delicious balls, I want them in my mouth too, I know they are full of cum for me. Put your hand on my pussy and feel how slippery and wet it is, so ready for your cock to fill it up.
Call Grace and see how Gramma likes to play house.
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Hey there to all you BBW lovers out there!

I just had to tell some one about what happened this last labor day weekend. Who better to tell then all of you sexy hot nasty boys!

My neighbor and I have been friends since high school. Thats when I was just plain fat pimply and ugly and he was a skinny little nerd. No we never dated we were just good friends and still are.

Well we have grown up, Tommy is still a part time nerd but in no way is he the same as he was in school. He is now a fireman and he keeps a six pack on him at all times. You know what I mean!

I am still big but now I know I am beautiful. These big breasts of mine can get me any thing and any one I want. I have gotten into concerts for free with these huge breasts!

Tommy knows what kind of work I do and he loves hearing all my stories even the naughty nasty ones. Well this last weekend Tommy and I decided to have a BBQ. Well the phone rang and it was a guy who just loves big women to smother him with their big tits and ass while she is getting fucked.

I didn’t know Tommy could hear me since he was in the back yard. Guess I should have shut the window. Well I come back out and their is Tommy staring at me with this big fat grin on his face.

Tommy comes over to me and asks “Did you have a good call?” I looked at him and noticed this twinkle in his eyes and this very noticeable bulge in his shorts. Well I know we have been friends for a long time but that doesn’t stop a girl from noticing and fantasizing now does it.

I asked Tommy how much he heard of the call and he said everything though he wished he could have heard the guys side as well. I said then you know I had a great call don’t you? His grin got even bigger and he excused himself saying he had to go make a phone call.

Well about 10 minutes later he shows back up and has this little I know something you don’t know look on his face. Well we have are BBQ and he invites me over to his house to watch a movie. Heck nothing unusual there but I am still wondering what the heck that look is for.

Well I found out when we got over to his house! Seems he decided he wanted to have a little party with some of his fireman buddies. Thats when he whispered in my ear that he wanted to replay that call with him being the one smothered.

If you want to know everything that happened that night your going to have to call but lets just say that we are still best friends but now just best friends with benefits!

Jill
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Hi Sweet-thing!
Call me!
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Baby, If you like tall Redheads then you are absolutely going to love me.

I am 5′ l0″ tall, a very dominate attitude to go with my firey red hair. I have been exotic dancer, escort and more.
Entertaining you men with Phone Sex is what I love to do. I love good boy toys and take very good care of you with a strap on. You best be ready to take care of me because sweetie I wil make sure you do.

Cum to my site at http://www.climaxxxave.com/brianapage.htm

Be sure to call me. I already know I see in your tarot card reading that you will cum very hard for me.

Briana 1-888-658-9864

I am waiting for your Call.

Is This Hot Enough For You Baby?

Hi its Ellen – had something of a quasi-tragedy at my place the other day – BOB (you all KNOW BOB) that is my very own Battery Operated Boyfriend – bit the dust!  Bought the farm – went to that vibrator heaven in the sky – hey maybe it used a white lighter and become one with the 27 Club who KNOWS – gave an odd shudder – emitted a faint aroma of burning electrical – and then played became just one more dead soldier.  But as they say LIFE goes on and so does Ellen.  Quick as you can say ‘CUM FUCK AUNTIE’ I was online and even as I type a NEW BOB – and a replacement – are winging their way to me via UPS, and as happy as my UPS man IS everytime he delivers to me – THIS time he’s in for the greeting of his life!

Now in the meantime poor Ellen has to make due with her fingers – and of course your help!  And let me tell you BOB is not my only external source of joy – but other than YOU it is my favorite.

Now really you must call me – lend a hand – so to speak -its so much better (with or without BOB) with YOU on the other end of the line.  Now give Auntie Ellen an assist – or be a GOOD boy and help Mama Ell out – call me – 1-888-319-9489.