It’s almost Granny Maxine’s birthday, and I do believe that I have decided how to celebrate turning seventy five. I am a little surprised to hear myself say that out loud, how old I am, I mean, because, well, you all know I have been saying seventy two, but I suddenly realized how cool it is to be three quarters of a century old, so I have embraced the old bat within! Humor me and leave me to my illusion that fudging three years one way or the other even matters at my age.

But back to my celebration plans!

I did some thinking about what would properly commemorate something as auspicious as having lived as much life as I have and still being alive, not to mention fully functional, at 75 years old. Since seventy five is easily divisible by, oh, say twenty five, I think what I shall do is indulge myself with a delightful gang bang consisting of three young men of twenty five, and my gloriously ‘old and proud of it’ bad self! Now, the math also works out nicely that I could do four 18.75 year olds, but I am gonna go for the three of 25, because I am old and who needs the hassle, lol. I adore the vigor and enthusiasm, not to mention strong backs, of young men, and the idea of being thoroughly fucked, getting to suck all the dick I can handle, and getting fucked again sounds like the best idea ever! But I also like it when they no longer have their other mother checking up on them unexpectedly! All the attention needs to be focused quite nicely on this mother!

Don’t think it will be just me having all the fun…..I can think of several of my favorite panty boys who would adore sitting obediently and watching, perhaps hoping if they behave well enough they might be granted the privilege of being allowed to suck a cock or two themselves! I might well be in the mood to be generous, you know!

I would love to share all the details with you, but first you have to pick up the phone and call me at 1-800-788-1136, and of course you can see more of me at www.climaxxxave.com/maxine.htm.

Rates are $2.50 a minute with a 10 minute minimum. We accept 4 Major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover). Your time will be billed by your sexy lady. All information we ask you is solely for credit card verification. You must be over 21 to play with us….don’t MAKE us call your mama!

Come help me celebrate!

Come help me celebrate!

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