Archive for April, 2010
Won’t you be my Neighbor?
I don’t know maybe it is my age but for some reason I have that Mr. Rogers theme stuck in my head. Maybe it is because I just got off the phone and did a Naughty Neighbor Role Play then again maybe because I know that I would love to have some of you nasty boys as my neighbors. The fun we could have during block parties.
Cum on lets have a hot Phone Sex session!
Won’t you be my neighbor? ~wink~
Amanda
1-877-694-5179
Gayle’s Weird Sex News
OK…. so you think you’ve heard some strange shit and I know I have but here ya go…. Ran across these tid-bits cruizin the web. Enjoy a grin on me, then call your Mommy Gayle. Weird makes me wet . 1-877-271-6527
The Mailman Took My Sex Toys
A British postal worker has been accused of stealing porn, sex toys and women’s underwear from the mail over the past 10 years, according to Peterborough Today.
Banana Sex Cult
The cops in Papua New Guinea are looking for a cult leader who told villagers they’d have a fantastic banana crop… if they’d just engage in public sex, according to Australia’s ABC news network. Villagers say the cult threatened violence on anyone who did not participate in public sex sessions.
Teacher Turns Into Porn Star
Kids remember Tiffany Shepherd as their biology teacher. Now, she’s giving explicit lessons in human reproduction as porn star Leah Lust, according to the New York Daily News. She says she had to turn to porn after losing her teaching job when photos of her on a bikini fishing cruise surfaced.
Auto Erotica
An Albuquerque man was arrested after pulling down his pants and humping his car in the parking lot ofa grocery store as people looked on. Police said they found Danny Brawner, 46, asleep next to his car after the incident, and that he appeared to be intoxicated.
Gayle 1-877-271-6527 toll free
Looking for me??
Hello Gentlemen! How are you today? Well, am HAWT and steamy and ready to have some fun with a sweet young man! Summer time is right around the corner and I am already feeling the HEAT!
This summer my family and I are going to be spending time at a lake and at the ocean too. I LOVE going for long walks all by myself with Colby…our family ‘dog’! (wink-wink)
Who knows, maybe Colby and I will bump into you on one of our long walks together! Look for us!
Call me! I want to know your summer plans! #1-877-696-9733
Spring is in the air! The young men of the neighbor hood are eager and ready to come around to do chores! The first day I was out in shorts they began to flock, it was so cute the younger brothers of my regular boys. Ready to step up and take big brothers place in my work crew lol
I love how they clammer to be first to offer to do those extra chores, they know they get to stay for dinner and dessert! … Shoot I left off here before dinner … my O my what you boys want from a good Mama like me.
Well Joey was most persuasive last night that he was the one to stay and help with dinner … AND YES DESSERT WAS DIVINE ….. Holy shit is that boy talented, even for his age! It will be hard for any of the other boys to surpass his divine tongue action. What are they teaching our kids in school these days!
Call me baby, let’s see what they taught you
Sweet Georgia Peach 1-800-636-3802
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Spring Fling Phone Sex
It’s that time of year again. Time for the birds singing, sun shining, green leaves and the sent of fresh cut green grass. The sweet scent of flowers in the air.
Oh yes it is Spring time and it is time to fling out those winter blues and think about all the romantic picnics by the lake, hopefully to be followed by a romp in the hay. To get rid of the winter clothes and bring on those sweet spring lacy lingerie & stockings. Shorter skirts and smaller shirts.
It is time to bring out even naughtier ideas and role plays. Can you feel it in the air? It is time for breeding!
So come on and lets join in the fun and have some sexy Spring Fling Phone Sex.
Sally Mae
1-877-480-4644
SAVE THE TINY COCKS !
Every where you look, theres a pill ,or pump , or suppliment claiming to give any man a huge ass cock.This got mean thinking about my sissy boys, and what if they give into the pressure to enhance their boy clittys. How sad.
It was only after happening to see that shocking late night infomercial with that poor, uncomfortable and wimpy looking guy talking to those three, shameless little, big-cock craving sluts. And, then hearing my own boyfriend ask me if I thought he should try one of those products, that the grim and frightening implications of it all began to sink in.
At first I wasn’t quite sure of what I actually thought about penis pills myself, and didn’t see the terrible global implications of it all. But then, after finding myself unable to sleep, and continuing to ponder it, I suddenly saw it just as clearly as I saw the dangers of nuclear proliferation: Penis pills represented the dawn of a terrifying new age.Forget about saving the planet. The planet isn’t going to be worth saving.
And, that is why I’ve decided that I can’t just stand by and do nothing about it any longer. Something needs to be done, and it needs to be done fast, and that’s why I’ve decided to start a campaign to:
ENDAGERED SPIECIES
Yes, there are going to be “Save the Teeny Weenies!” T-shirts, and bumper stickers, and buttons, and caps. And, maybe even some of those sweat pants with it written across the fanny. Please let me know if you have any ideas too, because we’ve got to get the word out, our very lives may depend on it!
I believe theres still time my poor miniture penis guys.
Call me and Ill show how your dinky dicky can still be fun. Love Mommy Gayle
Boys Will Be Boys
As we all know boys will be boys they never grow up they just get bigger and better toys. That is just the way I like it. I love understanding that no matter what age men will always have their urges.
Though the urges might change with age they will always be there. It doesn’t matter what age you boys are you always have an eye for the ladies. You can’t deny you would rather have a beautiful pair of breasts in your face then a drink of water to survive.
So whether you are still young and say I want big boobs or a bit more mature and demand huge breasts in your face you boys are all the same and I love it! Come join Mama in a hot call and let mama take care of all those naughty urges for you! 
Amanda
1-877-694-5179
