Archive for the ‘Anal Sex’ Category

Have you heard the expressoin a new broom sweep;s the old debris out – well I got a NEW BROOM!  Here’s the deal I have been seeing this guy for about 6 weeks now and he’s kind of become a drag — we went from romantic dinners with wine and lingerie and hours of lovemaking to him sitting on the recliner with his belly out and a beer in his hand.  Then I met this new fella on line – who said all the right things and I went for it  – we had a couple of dates and WOW the sex was out of this world – this guy can go down on me for HOURS never gets tired of my wet pussy in his face – he loves what I do for a living  and will every opportunity he gets to listen in – and if you get lucky he may even say hello or follow YOUR instructions – and swept that old recliner sitting guy OUT the door.  Love the new broom – now call me and let me share details – 1-888-319-9489!

Hi I’m Ellen – and I am known for my big, juicy round butt – I learned relatively early in life about the special delights of anal play and I’ve been an a big fan of that special, naughty and oh so delicious kind of sex ever since!  My auntie told me when I was about 12 that the anus has over 1000 nerve endings surrounding it – ohhhhh can you feel it – now some are afraid of it – well for sure you can’t just BULLDOZE your way in – oh no – it takes some special foreplay – oh yes it does – a teasing tongue – a finger rimming – hmmmmm makes you ache deep down for more doesn’t it.  And with me you do get more – in fact with me you get it ALL – and honey take a look at mine – now tell me you want to bury your nose in there – inhale that special aroma – like sex only DIRTY!  And nothing beats hot dirty sex!  And I give as good as I get – believe it.   1-888-319-9489.

Its time to come to bed sweetie, come on over here and let me watch you take your clothes off, watching you get naked gets me so wet. Look at how wet my pussy gets when I finally get to see that sweet hard cock. Oh just looking at it makes my mouth water, that’s right step a little bit closer so I can kiss that lovely cock; oh and must not forget those delicious balls, I want them in my mouth too, I know they are full of cum for me. Put your hand on my pussy and feel how slippery and wet it is, so ready for your cock to fill it up.
Call Grace and see how Gramma likes to play house.
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Hi its Ellen – had something of a quasi-tragedy at my place the other day – BOB (you all KNOW BOB) that is my very own Battery Operated Boyfriend – bit the dust!  Bought the farm – went to that vibrator heaven in the sky – hey maybe it used a white lighter and become one with the 27 Club who KNOWS – gave an odd shudder – emitted a faint aroma of burning electrical – and then played became just one more dead soldier.  But as they say LIFE goes on and so does Ellen.  Quick as you can say ‘CUM FUCK AUNTIE’ I was online and even as I type a NEW BOB – and a replacement – are winging their way to me via UPS, and as happy as my UPS man IS everytime he delivers to me – THIS time he’s in for the greeting of his life!

Now in the meantime poor Ellen has to make due with her fingers – and of course your help!  And let me tell you BOB is not my only external source of joy – but other than YOU it is my favorite.

Now really you must call me – lend a hand – so to speak -its so much better (with or without BOB) with YOU on the other end of the line.  Now give Auntie Ellen an assist – or be a GOOD boy and help Mama Ell out – call me – 1-888-319-9489.

One of my dear friends sent me this listing of the perfect woman, knowing him I’m sure he can come up with a few more requirements … like “O BABY YOUR DICK IS SOOOOOOOOOO BIG” lol when we know I can take it ALL right down my throat XOXOX

PHONE SEX LADIES DO IT ALL

CUM WHERE WE DO IT ALL – ANY FANTASY – NO MATTER HOW TWISTED YOU ARE!

WE ARE TOO XOXOX

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Well I have a new playmate – and he LIKES  a woman who knows how to take charge – and I am that kind of woman.  At my age – rememeber I AM a bona fide MILF – I feel the luxury of not caring what anybody thinks – I do things my way and I like things my way – it is my world after all.  So my new playmate  – he has turned out to be quite the trip – he LIKES being controlled and he LOVES being disciplined – and he loves leather.  I’m slowing changing his entire warddrobe – all leather – and he loves me being in charge.  Sometimes we have friends – my friends – over – and I will have him on his knees in a black leather jumpsuite – and a collar around his neck.  I cuff his hands behind his back.  If he opens his mouth without permission he KNOWS to put the ball gag in.  Once that ball gag is in I put the hood over his head.  Sometimes I bind his ankles and then tie his bound wrists to his ankles – and his reward when the company is gone is I sit on his face until he can’t breath.  Oh he’s a LOT of fun.  You may not want that kind of fun but call me – I’m up for any thing fun – and if you don’t have any ideas believe me I do!  1-888-319-9489.