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Its time to come to bed sweetie, come on over here and let me watch you take your clothes off, watching you get naked gets me so wet. Look at how wet my pussy gets when I finally get to see that sweet hard cock. Oh just looking at it makes my mouth water, that’s right step a little bit closer so I can kiss that lovely cock; oh and must not forget those delicious balls, I want them in my mouth too, I know they are full of cum for me. Put your hand on my pussy and feel how slippery and wet it is, so ready for your cock to fill it up.
Call Grace and see how Gramma likes to play house.
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Hi its Ellen – had something of a quasi-tragedy at my place the other day – BOB (you all KNOW BOB) that is my very own Battery Operated Boyfriend – bit the dust!  Bought the farm – went to that vibrator heaven in the sky – hey maybe it used a white lighter and become one with the 27 Club who KNOWS – gave an odd shudder – emitted a faint aroma of burning electrical – and then played became just one more dead soldier.  But as they say LIFE goes on and so does Ellen.  Quick as you can say ‘CUM FUCK AUNTIE’ I was online and even as I type a NEW BOB – and a replacement – are winging their way to me via UPS, and as happy as my UPS man IS everytime he delivers to me – THIS time he’s in for the greeting of his life!

Now in the meantime poor Ellen has to make due with her fingers – and of course your help!  And let me tell you BOB is not my only external source of joy – but other than YOU it is my favorite.

Now really you must call me – lend a hand – so to speak -its so much better (with or without BOB) with YOU on the other end of the line.  Now give Auntie Ellen an assist – or be a GOOD boy and help Mama Ell out – call me – 1-888-319-9489.

Well I have a new playmate – and he LIKES  a woman who knows how to take charge – and I am that kind of woman.  At my age – rememeber I AM a bona fide MILF – I feel the luxury of not caring what anybody thinks – I do things my way and I like things my way – it is my world after all.  So my new playmate  – he has turned out to be quite the trip – he LIKES being controlled and he LOVES being disciplined – and he loves leather.  I’m slowing changing his entire warddrobe – all leather – and he loves me being in charge.  Sometimes we have friends – my friends – over – and I will have him on his knees in a black leather jumpsuite – and a collar around his neck.  I cuff his hands behind his back.  If he opens his mouth without permission he KNOWS to put the ball gag in.  Once that ball gag is in I put the hood over his head.  Sometimes I bind his ankles and then tie his bound wrists to his ankles – and his reward when the company is gone is I sit on his face until he can’t breath.  Oh he’s a LOT of fun.  You may not want that kind of fun but call me – I’m up for any thing fun – and if you don’t have any ideas believe me I do!  1-888-319-9489.

Well gotta tell you all – bad news!

DAMN the fates – we had it all planned out – we were good to go – we were going to ROCK south Texas – and then I have to have this landlord – who said oh yes you can go – but you have a lease here and its got another almost FULL YEAR on it signed by me – and a clause about subletting – and without some kind of DOCUMENTED life emergency – you are stuck with it – and the cranky  landlord did NOT think milfapalooza in Texas constituted a a LIFE EMERGENCY – I can’t get out of it and I sure can’t afford the $$ it will cost to break it – so unfortunately the great joy of the two of us together in the same location will have to remain a dream for some future time.

Disappointing all around I know – so how calling and taking my mind off of bad news and onto more fun things….I have a few ideas of what would make me feel better and I bet I can make you feel REAL good…..so come on…pick up the phone….1-888-319-9489.

I’m back and ready for more! Call me you hunk of a man! You know you want my sweet sex! Hot, steamy, juicy and sweaty, dirty filthy nasty talk.
I’m waiting in my bed 4 U 2day!
~loooonnng sweeeet sloppy LICKS~

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Have you ever wondered where this phrase came from lol … I have the answer and oh my gawd would I love to use this on a few of my sweet little boys Bend over for Mama sugar!

Smokin HOT pussy holes wanted Xo

TOBACCO SMOKE ENEMA (1970S-1810S)  The tobacco enema was used to infuse tobacco smoke into a patient’s rectum for various medical purposes, primarily the resuscitation of the drowning victims.  A rectal tube inserted into the anus was connected to a fumigator and bellows that forced the smoke towards the rectum.  The warmth of the smoke was thought to promote respiration…. this led to “blow smoke up ones’ ass”

Just for Mama’s special Sissy boys that love to be Clean and Smokin hot …

You know how I love to play with that special little pussy hole of your’s .. all dressed up pretty for me ready to be showed off, used, played with and any other thing Mama wants to do with my special little “girl”

So get those silky panties on and show me how very pretty you are and how much you want to be clean and Smokin hot XOXOXO Love, StepMommy Bonnie

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