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Ohhh I’ve been such a bad girl – imagine using this lovely item on my tender flesh – can you just FEEL those naughty little tails flicking and stinging – then – because I HAVE been such a bad girl – look at the handle!  Or maybe you are the naughty boy – you ARE aren’t you – do you know how MAMA will use this on you, naughty boy?  What FUN!

Call 1-877-pussy61 for a MILF any time!

Good title huh lol … I heard the best phrase today.  Of course the topic of conversation these days is Politics and the economy.  Well being a girlie girl I watch the View and they were talking about Polls of Politics.  And Whoopi chimes in with “POLES ARE FOR DANCING” how perfect is that!!  So let’s all snuggle up too our favorite pole and have a dance

Poles are for Dancing

Mama had such fun when I danced for my Boys the feel of that pole between my legs.

Remembering makes me so very wet for those days, such fun.  Another fun time and a picture I want to share with you is Cracker Night.  I had the best date, Talk about wet and Horny it took a whole new meaning to Cracker night.  You know what can happen in a sweet Crack under the Crackers in the sky Have I ever told you how much I love SEX outside? Well you’ll have to ask me … and check out the great pics one can take in the nude XoXo

Love Mommy Bonnie 1-877-279-2318

Squirt SPLAT!

Tell me do you see the trail of Jiz and SPLAT or is it a sweet flower to touch my lips!?

Cracker Bird

My question to you on this one is ……. lol

Do you see a pretty bird in the sky OR Do you see a pretty bird strutting with her asshole surrounded by a pretty plume begging to be fucked?

Love ya baby.. enjoy your day and think of Mama XoXo

Bonnie 1-877-279-2318

Can CUM and find me in TEXAS!

Yes the rumors are true  -  the wishes are true — I am indeed relocating to Texas thanks to the kindness of…well Mary is not a stranger, and I find nothing at all stange about our behavior together – kinky YES strange no.

Come the last week in August I will be temporarily unavailable – what with packing, moving, relocating – halfway across the country and all….but within a few days I will be back in business, happy and hot in South Texas, with the added bonus of sharing living expenses – and so much more – with a kindred spirit…

Now think about all the possibilities — two hot ladies – sitting around barely dressed – light sheen of sweat on our bodies…..slick….damp…..together….1-888-319-9489.

Being raised by a single mother was actually one of the best things that happened as a child. My brother was 4 years older than I when my mother started working as a flight attendant; which meant that my brother was ‘my keeper’. He was actually my best friend also.
Mark and I basically had the run of the house except on the few occasional days my mother was home. My brother taught me everything about being a woman. He didn’t have much choice since our mother wasn’t there when I went on my first period and Mark got the pleasure of explaining that to me. Which led to more questions and answers from my sweet brother. My favorite times were then us growing up and playing house. The real kind of house where ‘mommy and daddy’ get to play with each other, you know; fuck like there is no tomorrow and we did.
Mark and I haven’t gotten to play much anymore since he got married and has a family of his own but we do make nasty calls to each other. 1-877-Pussy61 is on his speed dial. He adores the fact that I am a phone-sex operator and he takes advantage of that, and the fact that he knows that I know just how kinky he is.
Mark and his wife Becky were planning on a second honeymoon and had asked me to watch the house and their now 13-year-old son Brian. As Mark and Becky were finishing loading the car my brother came to give me a hug goodbye and whispered in my ear, “now Carly you make sure to have fun playing house with your nephew”. Kissing me with a bit of wicked tongue slipped in, he smacked my ass and they drove off to there honeymoon leaving me to “play house” with sweet tender Brian. It is going to be a sweet summer.
Have a Happy 4th of July all you nasty horny men! Call me to get those cock-rockets set off right. Carly 1-877-Pussy61

Well I don’t know of ANY woman who doesn’t have fond memories of her Daddy – there is always a phase in a girl’s life when she IS daddy’s little girl and I am no different.

While its true my earlies sexual experiences and feelings came courtesy of my naughty older sister certainly there was a time when I was a little princess sitting on daddy’s lap -

Imagine that – a sweet little soft girl – soft rounded little body – chubby thighs – sweet little tummy – and those absolutely perfect tight little applebutt asses – ohhh makes me want to put on a pair of lacy cotton panties and sit on Daddy’s lap again!

Want to play a little – call me – 888-319-0489.

I remember how special Fathers day was for my Daddy and me.  We would get up early and spend the entire day together.  We would go out highway 66 to that little diner that had the best pancakes and they put marshmellows in my cocoa.  On that special daddys day I was rolling a marshmellow on the end of my tongue, and daddy kept staring at me.  I had never seen him stare at me soooooo ……

When we got to our special fishing hole on the lake.  I was so excited to bait my hook and throw it in the water, well Daddy just sat in the truck and started talking about how I rolled that marshmellow on my tongue.  And wouldn’t you know it marshmellows are what we would put on the hook to catch the fish.  Daddy handed me the bag of marshmellows and asked me to roll one on my tongue like I was doing in the diner.  It was then that Daddy started telling me what a fine and pretty young lady I had turned into.

Well all I can say now is …. my bait wasn’t used on the fish

HAPPY DADDYS DAY TO ALL  ………………….. do you need a little girl today XoXoXo

I'm waiting Daddy XoXoXo

…….with your cock in it?   I am laughing because one thing I have learned as I have gotten older – is that real men don’t WANT that skinny-bitch runway model for their woman – they WANT a real woman with what I love toc all a real woman’s body – full and juicy with bouncy parts and jiggly parts -  like my date last night – now I have known Joe for a few years now, we used to work together, he’s a bit younger than me by a few years but he has always had the wisdom to KNOW I am a true hottie and a bona fide milf.  He calls me on a regular basis and has been know to beg for a titty fuck – and usually I let him!  He has been DYING to get in my ass and I guess its just my perverse nature but I’ve enjoyed teasing him about it and making him prolong his aching agony!  Not nice I know but a girl has to have some fun – so last night Joe showed up – we played a little, kissed a little, teased a little and then the poor boy had to ask – Ellen PLEASE let me tap that ass of yours – with that I smiled – stood up – and as I walked to the bedroom I gave him a REAL come hither look over my shoulder as I stepped out of my panties – put my hands down on my kingsize bed then my knees – layed my head down – spread my thighs……well if you want to hear more you have to call me – fair enough huh?  Toll free as always – 888-319-9489 and give my website a glance - www.climaxxxave.com!

PS Turns out my ass looks FAT AND YUMMY don’t you think?

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