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Hi its Ellen – had something of a quasi-tragedy at my place the other day – BOB (you all KNOW BOB) that is my very own Battery Operated Boyfriend – bit the dust!  Bought the farm – went to that vibrator heaven in the sky – hey maybe it used a white lighter and become one with the 27 Club who KNOWS – gave an odd shudder – emitted a faint aroma of burning electrical – and then played became just one more dead soldier.  But as they say LIFE goes on and so does Ellen.  Quick as you can say ‘CUM FUCK AUNTIE’ I was online and even as I type a NEW BOB – and a replacement – are winging their way to me via UPS, and as happy as my UPS man IS everytime he delivers to me – THIS time he’s in for the greeting of his life!

Now in the meantime poor Ellen has to make due with her fingers – and of course your help!  And let me tell you BOB is not my only external source of joy – but other than YOU it is my favorite.

Now really you must call me – lend a hand – so to speak -its so much better (with or without BOB) with YOU on the other end of the line.  Now give Auntie Ellen an assist – or be a GOOD boy and help Mama Ell out – call me – 1-888-319-9489.

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It’s almost Granny Maxine’s birthday, and I do believe that I have decided how to celebrate turning seventy five. I am a little surprised to hear myself say that out loud, how old I am, I mean, because, well, you all know I have been saying seventy two, but I suddenly realized how cool it is to be three quarters of a century old, so I have embraced the old bat within! Humor me and leave me to my illusion that fudging three years one way or the other even matters at my age.

But back to my celebration plans!

I did some thinking about what would properly commemorate something as auspicious as having lived as much life as I have and still being alive, not to mention fully functional, at 75 years old. Since seventy five is easily divisible by, oh, say twenty five, I think what I shall do is indulge myself with a delightful gang bang consisting of three young men of twenty five, and my gloriously ‘old and proud of it’ bad self! Now, the math also works out nicely that I could do four 18.75 year olds, but I am gonna go for the three of 25, because I am old and who needs the hassle, lol. I adore the vigor and enthusiasm, not to mention strong backs, of young men, and the idea of being thoroughly fucked, getting to suck all the dick I can handle, and getting fucked again sounds like the best idea ever! But I also like it when they no longer have their other mother checking up on them unexpectedly! All the attention needs to be focused quite nicely on this mother!

Don’t think it will be just me having all the fun…..I can think of several of my favorite panty boys who would adore sitting obediently and watching, perhaps hoping if they behave well enough they might be granted the privilege of being allowed to suck a cock or two themselves! I might well be in the mood to be generous, you know!

I would love to share all the details with you, but first you have to pick up the phone and call me at 1-800-788-1136, and of course you can see more of me at www.climaxxxave.com/maxine.htm.

Rates are $2.50 a minute with a 10 minute minimum. We accept 4 Major credit cards (Visa, MasterCard, American Express, and Discover). Your time will be billed by your sexy lady. All information we ask you is solely for credit card verification. You must be over 21 to play with us….don’t MAKE us call your mama!

Come help me celebrate!

Well I have a new playmate – and he LIKES  a woman who knows how to take charge – and I am that kind of woman.  At my age – rememeber I AM a bona fide MILF – I feel the luxury of not caring what anybody thinks – I do things my way and I like things my way – it is my world after all.  So my new playmate  – he has turned out to be quite the trip – he LIKES being controlled and he LOVES being disciplined – and he loves leather.  I’m slowing changing his entire warddrobe – all leather – and he loves me being in charge.  Sometimes we have friends – my friends – over – and I will have him on his knees in a black leather jumpsuite – and a collar around his neck.  I cuff his hands behind his back.  If he opens his mouth without permission he KNOWS to put the ball gag in.  Once that ball gag is in I put the hood over his head.  Sometimes I bind his ankles and then tie his bound wrists to his ankles – and his reward when the company is gone is I sit on his face until he can’t breath.  Oh he’s a LOT of fun.  You may not want that kind of fun but call me – I’m up for any thing fun – and if you don’t have any ideas believe me I do!  1-888-319-9489.

Well gotta tell you all – bad news!

DAMN the fates – we had it all planned out – we were good to go – we were going to ROCK south Texas – and then I have to have this landlord – who said oh yes you can go – but you have a lease here and its got another almost FULL YEAR on it signed by me – and a clause about subletting – and without some kind of DOCUMENTED life emergency – you are stuck with it – and the cranky  landlord did NOT think milfapalooza in Texas constituted a a LIFE EMERGENCY – I can’t get out of it and I sure can’t afford the $$ it will cost to break it – so unfortunately the great joy of the two of us together in the same location will have to remain a dream for some future time.

Disappointing all around I know – so how calling and taking my mind off of bad news and onto more fun things….I have a few ideas of what would make me feel better and I bet I can make you feel REAL good…..so come on…pick up the phone….1-888-319-9489.

Hello Sweetheart!  It is time for rubber panty training with your favorite Mommy!  Mommy Kathryn!  Diaper time, play time, nap time!  Bottle time!    Call me and I will take loving care in our every day adventures together.  Remember, Mommy loves you!

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  It is a HOT and FUN summer!  It is almost time for the family reunion!  For the HOT details CALL ME NOW!  You know you will be glad you did! 

  Do what your Auntie Vicky says…you always have before  

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