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I so love it when Donald calls!  He’s been my masturbation buddy for several years now, such fun.

 Mama will you ride a Dildo today for me? Donald says to me in a somewhat begging voice as I hear him stroking his swelling cock.  Hearing the heat in my sweet boys voice just makes me want to pull my panties down and play right along.  Which oh my god I must! 

Whip this robe open and lay back on my big bed, so my baby can watch Mama open wide just for Mama’s boy!  Honey you keep stroking your hard rod and watch as Mommy rolls the head of this fine huge dildo across my open pink pussy.  See the cream well up in the hole as I excite my own snatch, keep stroking baby!  I know how you love watching while you “Jack off“.

Are you watching love?

Baby, come on over – Let’s masturbate together!  Sweet heart I want to show you everything, Mamas big titties, hairy pussy and nice plump ass. 

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Let me be your Butterball for Thanksgiving!

No need to rush around town to find the perfect butterball to stuff. I am right here and waiting for you to stuff my every whole with your hard meat and sweet buttery cream. Lets oil me up so you can rub some of your special hot spice all over my huge breasts.

I love when a man knows exactly how to enjoy a woman with real meat on her bones. Do you have a special Holiday desire you want to role play? I am very open minded and LOVE helping you live out your wildest fantasies.

White meat or Dark I enjoy it all! Do you have a desire for my big ass on your face? Do you want to feel my huge breasts between your legs around that hard cock?

It is the Holidays lets have some fun and games. Whatever your desire or fetish I am here for you. Lets enjoy the Holiday’s together!

Hi I’m Karen – some of my younger friends call me MissK – after all I am a genuine granny!  That’s right this body is 55 years old – and I think I look fantastic – lush and ripe aren’t I.  Now I have always loved sex – I loved sex with my first husband and my second husband – and I loved sex with both of my husbands’ brothers and a few of their friends!  My first husband loved being cuckholded – my 2nd husband learned to live with it.  Neither one of those guys is still around and thats ok with me – now the field is clear for ANYONE I want – and I want you ALL.  Young, old, short, fat as long as you have hands to touch my body, a hungry mouth and something between your legs – we can have fun.  There are lots of ways to have fun – I invite you cum visit me – 1-800-814-0029.  I promise you we will both be well satisfied!

Hey there to all you BBW lovers out there!

I just had to tell some one about what happened this last labor day weekend. Who better to tell then all of you sexy hot nasty boys!

My neighbor and I have been friends since high school. Thats when I was just plain fat pimply and ugly and he was a skinny little nerd. No we never dated we were just good friends and still are.

Well we have grown up, Tommy is still a part time nerd but in no way is he the same as he was in school. He is now a fireman and he keeps a six pack on him at all times. You know what I mean!

I am still big but now I know I am beautiful. These big breasts of mine can get me any thing and any one I want. I have gotten into concerts for free with these huge breasts!

Tommy knows what kind of work I do and he loves hearing all my stories even the naughty nasty ones. Well this last weekend Tommy and I decided to have a BBQ. Well the phone rang and it was a guy who just loves big women to smother him with their big tits and ass while she is getting fucked.

I didn’t know Tommy could hear me since he was in the back yard. Guess I should have shut the window. Well I come back out and their is Tommy staring at me with this big fat grin on his face.

Tommy comes over to me and asks “Did you have a good call?” I looked at him and noticed this twinkle in his eyes and this very noticeable bulge in his shorts. Well I know we have been friends for a long time but that doesn’t stop a girl from noticing and fantasizing now does it.

I asked Tommy how much he heard of the call and he said everything though he wished he could have heard the guys side as well. I said then you know I had a great call don’t you? His grin got even bigger and he excused himself saying he had to go make a phone call.

Well about 10 minutes later he shows back up and has this little I know something you don’t know look on his face. Well we have are BBQ and he invites me over to his house to watch a movie. Heck nothing unusual there but I am still wondering what the heck that look is for.

Well I found out when we got over to his house! Seems he decided he wanted to have a little party with some of his fireman buddies. Thats when he whispered in my ear that he wanted to replay that call with him being the one smothered.

If you want to know everything that happened that night your going to have to call but lets just say that we are still best friends but now just best friends with benefits!

Jill
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How to Tell the Sex of a Fly

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her
husband stalking around with a fly swatter

“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies,” he responded.
“Oh! Killing any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females,” he replied.

Intrigued, she asked,
“How can you tell them apart?” 

“That’s easy,” he responded,
“3 were on a beer can,
2 were on the phone.”

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I remember how special Fathers day was for my Daddy and me.  We would get up early and spend the entire day together.  We would go out highway 66 to that little diner that had the best pancakes and they put marshmellows in my cocoa.  On that special daddys day I was rolling a marshmellow on the end of my tongue, and daddy kept staring at me.  I had never seen him stare at me soooooo ……

When we got to our special fishing hole on the lake.  I was so excited to bait my hook and throw it in the water, well Daddy just sat in the truck and started talking about how I rolled that marshmellow on my tongue.  And wouldn’t you know it marshmellows are what we would put on the hook to catch the fish.  Daddy handed me the bag of marshmellows and asked me to roll one on my tongue like I was doing in the diner.  It was then that Daddy started telling me what a fine and pretty young lady I had turned into.

Well all I can say now is …. my bait wasn’t used on the fish

HAPPY DADDYS DAY TO ALL  ………………….. do you need a little girl today XoXoXo

I'm waiting Daddy XoXoXo

Today in my mail, my sweet sister sent a really good funny cartoon I wanted to share

Enjoy and remember any thing can be worse somewhere else XoXo

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