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I’ll give you the pretty phone sex lips before I give you the scary lips of the past.  Ladies fighting against there men, not letting them do as they wish or need!

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Now way back in 1919 if you weren’t at Miss Kitty’s Saloon or one of the many other wonderful brothel’s of the time.  You might be encountered by the lovely ladies the poor hard working bastards had to go home too!  And let’s not forget about how they would rule the roost and imagine the sour puss sex those poor bastards had ;(

Well back in the day in Montana for goodness sake .. Cold outside and oh my god Shivering inside!

These sourpuss’s decided they didn’t want there men stinking of booze … My god they had to drink to go home and face these beauties lol enjoy!

Montana Beauties

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It was the mailman’s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup’s bottom edge. “All this was just too wonderful for words,” he said, “but what’s the dollar for?”
“Well,” she said, “last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.”
He said, “Fuck him, give him a dollar.”
The lady then said, “The breakfast was my idea.”

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I have always loved Miss Piggy – and I love this pic of her – I call it L’il Piggy!

Today in my mail, my sweet sister sent a really good funny cartoon I wanted to share

Enjoy and remember any thing can be worse somewhere else XoXo

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