Archive for the ‘holiday’ Category

I wish you the Brightest, Healthiest, Wealthiest  New Year !!

Be sure to kiss a Hot Older woman tonight XOXOX she’ll make your dick hard and what a way to ring in the new year !!

Lets Rub in the New Year XoX

OoOoOoOoooooo Baby … HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my Sweet Boys … Auntie loves you XoX

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Hellooo! And Happy Holidays to you and yours!

Ho! Ho! Ho! Merry Christmas! Happy Holidays!

The holiday season is my favorite time of year! I love to lie in my bed and talk on the phone dressed in nothing but my Santa hat! And guess what I have hanging from the ceiling directly over my bed?? That is correct! ‘Mistletoe’! ~BIG KISSES~ ~BIG HOLIDAY KISSES~ !!!
Call me and let’s make some holiday memories together. We will have a great time. I promise! Remember…anything goes! No taboos! None at all! I love getting down and dirty and I love all the dirty little secrets you will tell me. Call me … 1-877-302-8846 !
Happy Holidays! And remember to be a good boy. I do not want Santa putting coal in your stocking. I want Santa to put condoms in your stocking! Condoms will be much more fun that coal !!!
Call me my sweet Christmas present! I am waiting just for you!
Dusty’s Holiday Hotline: 1-877-302-8846

There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl.

There were only two parachutes.

The smartest man in the world stood up and said, “The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those.” With that he grabbed one and jumped out.

The president looks at the little girl and says “I’ve led a good long life, you take the last parachute.”

And the little girl replies, “Don’t worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”

I guess there is a couple of lessons to be learned here. 1) Never think you really are the smartest person in the world. and 2) Better look before you leap ~laughing~

I hope you got a little chuckle out of that one? As they say laughter is the best medicine and I know I want you to stay nice and healthy. So don’t forget sex is an important part of keeping your body healthy as well!

So to help keep you nice and fit give one of Cottage Communications ladies a call and we will make sure you stay in tip top condition. You are sure to find exactly what you are looking for with one of us. Need something just a little kinky or maybe something fun and nasty.

Whatever your into you will find some mature sexy fun women who want to give it to you!

Don’t forget boys we have Veterans Day this week so give a call and get a holiday treat.

Looking forward to helping all my boys stay nice and healthy!

Amanda

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OH don’t forget this Thursday is Bonnie’s Birthday so give her a call and wish her Happy B-day!

Hot Horny Over 40 Naughty MILF. That is what I am and ready to help you celebrate the 4th of July by helping you bring it in with a BANG. While everyone is swimming why not start your fireworks early and sneak a hot call with a experienced woman who really wants to make your holiday sparkle.

Warm up those charcoal briquet’s and let me light your fire. Cook those hamburgers and hot dogs while I tell you exactly what buns you should be putting your meat in. Let your 4th of July be full of Wine, Women, and Song or maybe wet hot lips whispering nasty and naughty things into your ear.

Charity
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Well I have already given my Daddy his present for the Fathers Day holiday and have decided that I want to give all the good Daddies out there a special Southern surprise as well. So what do you all say to some hot Southern Black Ass for a special present just for you? I would love to spoil all the daddies so if you have a Interracial fantasy then lets play.

Give me a call and I will give you a Phone Sex Special you won’t be able to get enough of!

Tisha

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As a kid growing up I had the biggest crush on a fine brown skinned boy, he was on the football team.  He would  kick that damn football barefoot!  The crowds would go wild when Augie would hit the field.  But OH MY after the games all that stored up adrenaline !!   HOLY FUCK I gotta tell you was the finest screwin I ever had …. AUGIE WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU … lol

As you can guess he was a lovely Mexican man, the first time I experienced his fine cock was at a Cinco de Mayo party.  My girl friend Sally, her parents always had the big party at thier house.  By the time the parents were well on there way dancing and drinking.  It was time for the kids to play .. My heart just fluttered the first time he asked me to dance.  I was just giddy with excitement, that feeling had nothing in comparison with what was to come.  It was just fabulous when we went out to his 62 Chevy and fucked like rabbits in the back seat of that Chevy.  Right in the damn driveway!

Horny damn kids .. lol .. the things we did .. oh and still do! Got a back seat ?

CELEBRATE TODAY & GET A LITTLE

MaryLucia 1-800-635-0243

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Hello Gentlemen! How are you today? Well, am HAWT and steamy and ready to have some fun with a sweet young man! Summer time is right around the corner and I am already feeling the HEAT!
This summer my family and I are going to be spending time at a lake and at the ocean too. I LOVE going for long walks all by myself with Colby…our family ‘dog’! (wink-wink)
Who knows, maybe Colby and I will bump into you on one of our long walks together! Look for us!
Call me! I want to know your summer plans! #1-877-696-9733