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I am only going to say this one time and then its up to your lazy slut ass to call me. I should never have to nag like this. You know what I mean sissy boy. Don’t you ? I’m not here to cater to your stupid excusses. It’s all about me and my perfect ass. Do you want to serve or not? I’ve told you before you had better do ask I ask before I even ask it. You should be down on your worthless knees praying for me attention or you will be replaced. Got it dick stick? Good. Now where did I put that big black strap on? …Oh yes here it is.  …….

What the fuck are you waiting for?   

GET ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE.  I HAVE A LIFE AND YOURE DINKING OFF MY PRECIOUS TIME. 

Good grief, what a pain in the ass you are. Move it slut puppy!

Since you are to stupid to go look it up, here’s my number. 1-877-227-3087

Heres the web site:  http://www.climaxxxave.com/evelynpage.htm

  And you wonder why you get whipped.

OK…. so you think you’ve heard some strange shit and I know I have but here ya go…. Ran across these tid-bits cruizin the web. Enjoy a grin on me, then call your Mommy Gayle. Weird makes me wet .   1-877-271-6527

The Mailman Took My Sex Toys
A British postal worker has been accused of stealing porn, sex toys and women’s underwear from the mail over the past 10 years, according to Peterborough Today.

Banana Sex Cult
The cops in Papua New Guinea are looking for a cult leader who told villagers they’d have a fantastic banana crop… if they’d just engage in public sex, according to Australia’s ABC news network. Villagers say the cult threatened violence on anyone who did not participate in public sex sessions.

Teacher Turns Into Porn Star
Kids remember Tiffany Shepherd as their biology teacher. Now, she’s giving explicit lessons in human reproduction as porn star Leah Lust, according to the New York Daily News. She says she had to turn to porn after losing her teaching job when photos of her on a bikini fishing cruise surfaced.

Auto Erotica
An Albuquerque man was arrested after pulling down his pants and humping his car in the parking lot ofa grocery store as people looked on. Police said they found Danny Brawner, 46, asleep next to his car after the incident, and that he appeared to be intoxicated.

Gayle 1-877-271-6527 toll free

It’s that time of year again. Time for the birds singing, sun shining, green leaves and the sent of fresh cut green grass. The sweet scent of flowers in the air.

Oh yes it is Spring time and it is time to fling out those winter blues and think about all the romantic picnics by the lake, hopefully to be followed by a romp in the hay. To get rid of the winter clothes and bring on those sweet spring lacy lingerie & stockings. Shorter skirts and smaller shirts.

It is time to bring out even naughtier ideas and role plays. Can you feel it in the air? It is time for breeding!

So come on and lets join in the fun and have some sexy Spring Fling Phone Sex.

Sally Mae

1-877-480-4644

http://www.1kinkyclosetphonesex.com/sally.htm

Told you the critters are randy.

Bad pussy is everywhere you look. I’m surounded by horny pussy everywhere I go. Not a bad thing ,mind you. In fact it’s down right hot!

Since I’m sitting here thinking about humping,call me. Ill tell ya what else has crossed my nasty Mommy mind.  Kisses, Gayle

 I had the most astounding Mature Cougar experience last night.  I went to a local “Gala” supporting the young ranchers of the county.  Of course all kinds of fine ass in western slacks and jeans, so many fine fine derriere’s in one room  just makes a Cougars clit quiver quite a bit!  OK ok damp panties for sure, I’ll admit it.   

It was really a very nice gathering, great food, fantastic music with dancing.  Oh my snug up to some fine ranching boys, so firm from all that hard work.  This one fine ass young man asked me to dance several times, how he could sweep a woman across the dance floor was so damn lusty.  (I’m sure, it’s the same feeling a Gentleman gets right in the center of his penis when he holds a woman close and smells her essence.)  This fine boy use to work for me when he was just a young lad, now he’s 20.  I use to love watching him work around my place, even as a younger man Tedde was developing muscles in all the right places.  He looked so good without a shirt and sweaty even then, as he orchestrated us around the floor I could feel his heat.  In all the right places if you know what I mean   At one point I whispered in his ear, telling him I wanted him to meet me outside after the dance.  If you could of seen the grin on his face, PRICELESS!  You could almost see him sprint to the door; yes he beat me outside lol so damn cute.  When we both met in the darkness of the night it was in the alley, this is not a seedy alley.  It’s a weathered quaint very narrow passage way amidst old brick buildings barely enough room for a vehicle.  On the edges are platforms for loading & deliveries, just the right height to get lusty and dirty in an alley.   I can’t believe we didn’t get caught; we were out there for a very long time doing our own dance.  Oh My! And so many more words to describe the pleasures of this fine young man.    

Bend me over !?!

Yes darlin I took that fine boy home, when he left prompted me to share my evening & morning with you.  Love & Kisses to all my boys XOXO

Auntie Carol 1-877-516-8280

Pussy Line 1-877-Pussy-61

Little Jimmy your such a naughty boy and you know I love you for it. We had a fantastic fantasy Phonesex Role Play where Little Jimmy decided he wanted to take me Shopping. He loves his Grammy Camille in Lingerie and Cuban heeled Stockings.

So little Jimmy decided he wanted to show off his Grammy and had me take him to the little place downtown where all his friends hang out. He introduced me around to all his wonderful young friends and I over heard one of them telling Jimmy what a hot GILF I was. As Jimmy was coming back to the table with our lunch I looked over at the young man and gave him a big smile and a wink he turned the cutest shade of pink.

After eating and Jimmy saying his goodbyes to his friends, which I suspect was just another round of see look at who I am with, we headed to my favorite little Boutique. They sell the cutest little outfits and have such a wonderful selection of Lingerie and Stockings. Little Jimmy just loves watching his Grammy try on some of the little outfits.

So after trying on a couple of dresses and a cute little skirt and blouse outfit it was time to try on some new Lingerie. Jimmy picked out a few things for me to try on. As I was in the dressing room I heard Jimmy asking the clerk if he would come back and give his Grammy his opinion on the Lingerie.

So I decided I would try on the Corset and matching panties first, of course I had to put some Nude colored Cuban Heeled stockings on to go with it, and then I came out of the dressing room and I heard a small grunt from the direction of where Jimmy and the clerk was standing. So of course I strutted my stuff a little in front of the mirror and I could hear their breathing getting a bit faster as I bent over to make sure the Stockings where straight. When I finally turned around I could see that my audience was enjoying the view.

Well all I will say right now is that Little Jimmy’s Fantasy Role Play had me sandwiched between him and the young sexy clerk. So if you want to know more or add more then just give GILF Camille a call and lets have some fun.

Camille
1-877-561-0820
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