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MOMMY PHONESEX-WELCOME TO THE WET SIDE
Got Milk? Want Some?
Family fun time!
I can not believe July is half over! Ohhh! So, tell me…how were the FIREWORKS for you this 4th of July? We had a great time! Lots of quality time spent with my family! That is always a great way to spend my time~! The entire happy little Beaver Cleaver family all together on one BIG happy weekend! (if you get my drift..haha 
And you? How’s your family doing? Maybe we can get together sometime and if not, well, we can atleast chat about things on the phone! I know I would love to hear about your family affairs and I will gladly tell you about my family affairs. Either way, I am waiting for your call. Feel free to all me Mommy Kathryn, or, if you want Aunt Kathryn… it will be another little family secret. I’m waiting..
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Naughty MILF 4th of July PhoneSex
Hot Horny Over 40 Naughty MILF. 
That is what I am and ready to help you celebrate the 4th of July by helping you bring it in with a BANG. While everyone is swimming why not start your fireworks early and sneak a hot call with a experienced woman who really wants to make your holiday sparkle.
Warm up those charcoal briquet’s and let me light your fire. Cook those hamburgers and hot dogs while I tell you exactly what buns you should be putting your meat in. Let your 4th of July be full of Wine, Women, and Song or maybe wet hot lips whispering nasty and naughty things into your ear.
Charity
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Fathers Day PHONE SEX
To all you hard cocks out there Happy Fathers Day. I have been in the kitchen cooking up some sexy sweetness for you. All hot and sweaty from being by the stove baking up those special treats just makes my pussy yearn for your hard bulging cock. So why don’t you hop on over to Momma’s place so I can give you what you really crave.
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Call me Momma Sophia 1-888-371-6808 for your special Fathers Day Treat.
Call Lady Evelyn Now Bitch Boy
I am only going to say this one time and then its up to your lazy slut ass to call me. I should never have to nag like this. You know what I mean sissy boy. Don’t you ? I’m not here to cater to your stupid excusses. It’s all about me and my perfect ass. Do you want to serve or not? I’ve told you before you had better do ask I ask before I even ask it. You should be down on your worthless knees praying for me attention or you will be replaced. Got it dick stick? Good. Now where did I put that big black strap on? …Oh yes here it is. …….
What the fuck are you waiting for?
GET ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE. I HAVE A LIFE AND YOURE DINKING OFF MY PRECIOUS TIME.
Good grief, what a pain in the ass you are. Move it slut puppy!
Since you are to stupid to go look it up, here’s my number. 1-877-227-3087
Heres the web site: http://www.climaxxxave.com/evelynpage.htm
And you wonder why you get whipped.
Tommy’s Phonesex Story
One of my favorite boys relayed this story about his first time with mom.
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He had heard his parents fucking aand when dad left for work,he got busy.
Thinking it safe, and assuming she would be asleep, he had stripped down to a loose pair of gym shorts and been stroking on his cock. What was a fellow to do after all, with all that sex taking place down the hall. He stopped before he came when she called his name.
Tommi, she called, come here please. He put his cock back in his shorts hoping she would not see the bulge. He knocked on the door before entering, Yes Mom?
Tommi, my back is killing me; would you give me a back rub. He gulped for she was laying on her belly on the bed with a portion of the sheet barely covering her ass crack. Part of her right ass cheek was exposed as was all of her back. Get the oil from the bathroom Baby, she asked. My back is really sore right now. No wonder he thought after the ride she had just been given.
He got the oil and a towel so he could wipe off his hands when finished. He knelt next to her and began at the shoulders. Applying oil into his hands and then rubbing it into her shoulders, he could feel her relax. He was working down her spine when she wiggled and threw what little portion of the sheet was covering her from her ass.
Please kneel between my legs, Tommi. My ass hurts so badly I need a good rub there. He could see the hand prints and knew the cause.
As she wished he was kneeling between her legs and was massaging oil slowly onto her ass cheeks. OOOH, that feels so good. She raised herself on her knees and asked him to rub some oil between her cheeks which he did.
He looked down and saw his cock extended from the shorts and had no way to push it back in as both hands were covered with oil.
She remained on her knees and as my hands were rubbing between her thighs, he realized his thumb was rubbing her clit. She was groaning slightly; rather than pull away; she raised herself even more as she told him good it felt and not to stop.
Obedient son that he was he continued.At this point, his fingers were rubbing her pussy and she actually pushed back so his thumb and finger entered her. Her groans became louder; and he had a raging hard on. Can you guess what happened next?
Give mommy a call and I’ll tell. CLICK FOR MOMMY CLIT!
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Gayle’s goofy news
Now I don’t agree with the following article per say, but it tickeled me so here ya go…
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An AARP sex survey of older Americans, released a few days ago, was embarrassing to us old-timers.
My first question is: Why conduct such a survey? Shouldn’t old people instead be slurping pudding? Or taking stool softeners? Or napping?
By napping, I don’t mean the kind of afternoon “nap” taken when the kiddies were young, when parents slipped a Blockbuster-rented cartoon into the VCR and told the cherubs not to disturb their “sleep.”
I’m talking about the nap where you fall asleep in the rocker during the fourth inning of a Twins game. After all, that’s what old people do.
Old people don’t talk about their sex lives, at least not without blushing or unless they’re in a confessional.
Although red-faced, shocked, appalled, titillated and claustrophobic (from the confessional), I did read the findings of the poll about the sex lives of Americans 45 and older. Many results were eye-opening and worthy of a reaction. For instance:
- Finding: When asked about frequency, 37 percent of males and 58 percent of females said they hadn’t had any sex in the past six months.
Reaction: There are two possible explanations for this 21 percent discrepancy: 1) Even when they’re old, males exaggerate their sexual prowess; 2) The sex was so bad that the women don’t remember it.
- Finding: Respondents who had a partner but weren’t married had sex more frequently than respondents who were married.
Reaction: Some things never change.
- Finding: Sex happens less often than it did 10 years ago.
Reaction: Makes sense. There are more cable channels now than 10 years ago.
- Finding: Older adults are more open to sex outside of marriage than they were 10 years ago.
Reaction: Unless it involves their unmarried children.
- Finding: The bad economy has meant less sex because of tensions over financial worries.
Reaction: The bad economy has meant less sex because those blue pills are expensive.
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