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Fathers Day PHONE SEX
To all you hard cocks out there Happy Fathers Day. I have been in the kitchen cooking up some sexy sweetness for you. All hot and sweaty from being by the stove baking up those special treats just makes my pussy yearn for your hard bulging cock. So why don’t you hop on over to Momma’s place so I can give you what you really crave.
Sophia 1-888-371-6808
Call me Momma Sophia 1-888-371-6808 for your special Fathers Day Treat.
Call Lady Evelyn Now Bitch Boy
I am only going to say this one time and then its up to your lazy slut ass to call me. I should never have to nag like this. You know what I mean sissy boy. Don’t you ? I’m not here to cater to your stupid excusses. It’s all about me and my perfect ass. Do you want to serve or not? I’ve told you before you had better do ask I ask before I even ask it. You should be down on your worthless knees praying for me attention or you will be replaced. Got it dick stick? Good. Now where did I put that big black strap on? …Oh yes here it is. …….
What the fuck are you waiting for?
GET ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE. I HAVE A LIFE AND YOURE DINKING OFF MY PRECIOUS TIME.
Good grief, what a pain in the ass you are. Move it slut puppy!
Since you are to stupid to go look it up, here’s my number. 1-877-227-3087
Heres the web site: http://www.climaxxxave.com/evelynpage.htm
And you wonder why you get whipped.
Tommy’s Phonesex Story
One of my favorite boys relayed this story about his first time with mom.
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He had heard his parents fucking aand when dad left for work,he got busy.
Thinking it safe, and assuming she would be asleep, he had stripped down to a loose pair of gym shorts and been stroking on his cock. What was a fellow to do after all, with all that sex taking place down the hall. He stopped before he came when she called his name.
Tommi, she called, come here please. He put his cock back in his shorts hoping she would not see the bulge. He knocked on the door before entering, Yes Mom?
Tommi, my back is killing me; would you give me a back rub. He gulped for she was laying on her belly on the bed with a portion of the sheet barely covering her ass crack. Part of her right ass cheek was exposed as was all of her back. Get the oil from the bathroom Baby, she asked. My back is really sore right now. No wonder he thought after the ride she had just been given.
He got the oil and a towel so he could wipe off his hands when finished. He knelt next to her and began at the shoulders. Applying oil into his hands and then rubbing it into her shoulders, he could feel her relax. He was working down her spine when she wiggled and threw what little portion of the sheet was covering her from her ass.
Please kneel between my legs, Tommi. My ass hurts so badly I need a good rub there. He could see the hand prints and knew the cause.
As she wished he was kneeling between her legs and was massaging oil slowly onto her ass cheeks. OOOH, that feels so good. She raised herself on her knees and asked him to rub some oil between her cheeks which he did.
He looked down and saw his cock extended from the shorts and had no way to push it back in as both hands were covered with oil.
She remained on her knees and as my hands were rubbing between her thighs, he realized his thumb was rubbing her clit. She was groaning slightly; rather than pull away; she raised herself even more as she told him good it felt and not to stop.
Obedient son that he was he continued.At this point, his fingers were rubbing her pussy and she actually pushed back so his thumb and finger entered her. Her groans became louder; and he had a raging hard on. Can you guess what happened next?
Give mommy a call and I’ll tell. CLICK FOR MOMMY CLIT!
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Gayle’s goofy news
Now I don’t agree with the following article per say, but it tickeled me so here ya go…
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An AARP sex survey of older Americans, released a few days ago, was embarrassing to us old-timers.
My first question is: Why conduct such a survey? Shouldn’t old people instead be slurping pudding? Or taking stool softeners? Or napping?
By napping, I don’t mean the kind of afternoon “nap” taken when the kiddies were young, when parents slipped a Blockbuster-rented cartoon into the VCR and told the cherubs not to disturb their “sleep.”
I’m talking about the nap where you fall asleep in the rocker during the fourth inning of a Twins game. After all, that’s what old people do.
Old people don’t talk about their sex lives, at least not without blushing or unless they’re in a confessional.
Although red-faced, shocked, appalled, titillated and claustrophobic (from the confessional), I did read the findings of the poll about the sex lives of Americans 45 and older. Many results were eye-opening and worthy of a reaction. For instance:
- Finding: When asked about frequency, 37 percent of males and 58 percent of females said they hadn’t had any sex in the past six months.
Reaction: There are two possible explanations for this 21 percent discrepancy: 1) Even when they’re old, males exaggerate their sexual prowess; 2) The sex was so bad that the women don’t remember it.
- Finding: Respondents who had a partner but weren’t married had sex more frequently than respondents who were married.
Reaction: Some things never change.
- Finding: Sex happens less often than it did 10 years ago.
Reaction: Makes sense. There are more cable channels now than 10 years ago.
- Finding: Older adults are more open to sex outside of marriage than they were 10 years ago.
Reaction: Unless it involves their unmarried children.
- Finding: The bad economy has meant less sex because of tensions over financial worries.
Reaction: The bad economy has meant less sex because those blue pills are expensive.
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now that youve had a giggle with me, call me and we”ll prove that older is better, and a mature hot fuck is the best. I know plenty of grampas Id love to jump and have no dought it would be a wild ride. Call me and check out my other pics on number1nastyphonesex.com
Gayle’s Weird Sex News
OK…. so you think you’ve heard some strange shit and I know I have but here ya go…. Ran across these tid-bits cruizin the web. Enjoy a grin on me, then call your Mommy Gayle. Weird makes me wet . 1-877-271-6527
The Mailman Took My Sex Toys
A British postal worker has been accused of stealing porn, sex toys and women’s underwear from the mail over the past 10 years, according to Peterborough Today.
Banana Sex Cult
The cops in Papua New Guinea are looking for a cult leader who told villagers they’d have a fantastic banana crop… if they’d just engage in public sex, according to Australia’s ABC news network. Villagers say the cult threatened violence on anyone who did not participate in public sex sessions.
Teacher Turns Into Porn Star
Kids remember Tiffany Shepherd as their biology teacher. Now, she’s giving explicit lessons in human reproduction as porn star Leah Lust, according to the New York Daily News. She says she had to turn to porn after losing her teaching job when photos of her on a bikini fishing cruise surfaced.
Auto Erotica
An Albuquerque man was arrested after pulling down his pants and humping his car in the parking lot ofa grocery store as people looked on. Police said they found Danny Brawner, 46, asleep next to his car after the incident, and that he appeared to be intoxicated.
Gayle 1-877-271-6527 toll free
Spring is in the air! The young men of the neighbor hood are eager and ready to come around to do chores! The first day I was out in shorts they began to flock, it was so cute the younger brothers of my regular boys. Ready to step up and take big brothers place in my work crew lol
I love how they clammer to be first to offer to do those extra chores, they know they get to stay for dinner and dessert! … Shoot I left off here before dinner … my O my what you boys want from a good Mama like me.
Well Joey was most persuasive last night that he was the one to stay and help with dinner … AND YES DESSERT WAS DIVINE ….. Holy shit is that boy talented, even for his age! It will be hard for any of the other boys to surpass his divine tongue action. What are they teaching our kids in school these days!
Call me baby, let’s see what they taught you
Sweet Georgia Peach 1-800-636-3802
Are you ready for Dessert ?!?
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Giggle From Gayle Phone Sex
Told you the critters are randy.
Bad pussy is everywhere you look. I’m surounded by horny pussy everywhere I go. Not a bad thing ,mind you. In fact it’s down right hot!
Since I’m sitting here thinking about humping,call me. Ill tell ya what else has crossed my nasty Mommy mind. Kisses, Gayle
