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Y’all are not going to believe this but I had a weird yet wonderful experience yesterday. A friend of mine insisted I go out with her yesterday to this new place she found. She wouldn’t tell me anything about the place except dress casual.

When we got there it was crowded and noisy. Loud music and lots of shouting. I found out fast what the shouting was all about.

I Sally Mae can say I have had my first experience watching a Cat Fight as well as what some of you city folk call a Cock Fight! I knew what a Cat fight was and loved watching these women tear into each other and seeing folks go crazy and bet on who would win as well as who would lose their clothes first. I have to say just watching that made me want to find the bathroom and masturbate.

Then my friend directed me to another very loud room and there in the center of the ring was a woman with a big sign stating COCK Fights. Well I turned to my friend and told her I don’t want to see this I am not interested in watching people bet on roosters fighting. She got this really funny look on her face and laughed at me and said “Oh honey just watch you will love this!”

Just as I was about to turn away I see these men step in the ring in nothing but thongs. Well I have to say that got my attention since you could tell these guys had some mighty fine cocks. That is when it hit me COCK fight not Cock fight.

I can say that my pussy certainly was anticipating the event after that. I was already horny from watching the women and now here I was on the side lines up close and personal getting ready to watch to guys go at it. As the fight started, though I can’t really say fight it was more wrestling then anything, the crowd started pushing up against us at the rail.

I felt hands on my ass but I didn’t even bother with that I was so enthralled with the action in front of me. By the end of the match both men were hanging completely out and rubbing their cocks every where. I started rubbing up against the railing and that is when I felt a nice hard cock push up against my skirt.

I didn’t turn and look at the guy behind me but turned and looked at my friend and to my surprise she had this glazed look on her face. That is when I noticed a guy right behind her pushing up against her and her skirt up around her hips. Well I was a bit shocked but oh that turned me on so much. Guess it was good I didn’t wear panties that night…

Want to know the rest of what happened yesterday give me a call and I will tell you all about it!

Sally Mae
1-877-480-4644
http://www.slutetc.com/sally.htm

They call me Swinger Ramona – I was the first one in my neighborhood to introduce all the other couples to the special kinky fun of a key party – they had ALL heard of such things but not one had ever had that extreme pleasure until I came along.  I’ve been a swinger for over 10 years now – I’ve always had a high sex drive and I understand the need for that something extra and NOTHING brings that extra special thrill on like trading partners – trying a new guy out – maybe giving the wife or girlfriend a go too!  No limits here honey – bring it on the more the merrier!  Now this does not mean I don’t thoroughly enjoy some one on one – in some ways I am an old-fashioned girl – take a look at me – I’m on www.climaxxxave.com along with a bevy of other FUN playmates – call me – its tollfree  at 1-877-285-4882. I am an old-school kind of girl in that I don’t have implants and have never shaved that big bush!  The best of both worlds – a real woman, real breasts, real bush and swinger values!  Now cum and play with me in my playground you’re going to love it!

Hi I’m MILF Justine  -and you know what you get with a MILF don’t you – you get a mature sensual older woman who is not afraid to get a little dirty when she plays – in fact I like getting REAL dirty!  Take a look at me – now don’t I look like I am built for comfort – here’s your ride baby – get on – get me going and I will give you a trip around the world!

And when it comes to role-play – I’m your dirty Mommy!  I believe the family that plays together stays together – and I am happy to take my yound son’s “sex education’ in hand – or in mouth – or maybe you have a hardon for Auntie – I can be that too!

Whatever gets you hard – I’m all for it – 1-877-239-3163 and check me out at www.number1nastyphonesex.com

Hi I’m Ellen – and I am known for my big, juicy round butt – I learned relatively early in life about the special delights of anal play and I’ve been an a big fan of that special, naughty and oh so delicious kind of sex ever since!  My auntie told me when I was about 12 that the anus has over 1000 nerve endings surrounding it – ohhhhh can you feel it – now some are afraid of it – well for sure you can’t just BULLDOZE your way in – oh no – it takes some special foreplay – oh yes it does – a teasing tongue – a finger rimming – hmmmmm makes you ache deep down for more doesn’t it.  And with me you do get more – in fact with me you get it ALL – and honey take a look at mine – now tell me you want to bury your nose in there – inhale that special aroma – like sex only DIRTY!  And nothing beats hot dirty sex!  And I give as good as I get – believe it.   1-888-319-9489.

Its time to come to bed sweetie, come on over here and let me watch you take your clothes off, watching you get naked gets me so wet. Look at how wet my pussy gets when I finally get to see that sweet hard cock. Oh just looking at it makes my mouth water, that’s right step a little bit closer so I can kiss that lovely cock; oh and must not forget those delicious balls, I want them in my mouth too, I know they are full of cum for me. Put your hand on my pussy and feel how slippery and wet it is, so ready for your cock to fill it up.
Call Grace and see how Gramma likes to play house.
1-877-387-2359

Hi its Ellen – had something of a quasi-tragedy at my place the other day – BOB (you all KNOW BOB) that is my very own Battery Operated Boyfriend – bit the dust!  Bought the farm – went to that vibrator heaven in the sky – hey maybe it used a white lighter and become one with the 27 Club who KNOWS – gave an odd shudder – emitted a faint aroma of burning electrical – and then played became just one more dead soldier.  But as they say LIFE goes on and so does Ellen.  Quick as you can say ‘CUM FUCK AUNTIE’ I was online and even as I type a NEW BOB – and a replacement – are winging their way to me via UPS, and as happy as my UPS man IS everytime he delivers to me – THIS time he’s in for the greeting of his life!

Now in the meantime poor Ellen has to make due with her fingers – and of course your help!  And let me tell you BOB is not my only external source of joy – but other than YOU it is my favorite.

Now really you must call me – lend a hand – so to speak -its so much better (with or without BOB) with YOU on the other end of the line.  Now give Auntie Ellen an assist – or be a GOOD boy and help Mama Ell out – call me – 1-888-319-9489.

Well I have a new playmate – and he LIKES  a woman who knows how to take charge – and I am that kind of woman.  At my age – rememeber I AM a bona fide MILF – I feel the luxury of not caring what anybody thinks – I do things my way and I like things my way – it is my world after all.  So my new playmate  – he has turned out to be quite the trip – he LIKES being controlled and he LOVES being disciplined – and he loves leather.  I’m slowing changing his entire warddrobe – all leather – and he loves me being in charge.  Sometimes we have friends – my friends – over – and I will have him on his knees in a black leather jumpsuite – and a collar around his neck.  I cuff his hands behind his back.  If he opens his mouth without permission he KNOWS to put the ball gag in.  Once that ball gag is in I put the hood over his head.  Sometimes I bind his ankles and then tie his bound wrists to his ankles – and his reward when the company is gone is I sit on his face until he can’t breath.  Oh he’s a LOT of fun.  You may not want that kind of fun but call me – I’m up for any thing fun – and if you don’t have any ideas believe me I do!  1-888-319-9489.