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I loved this one and had to share it with you, I also hate reading long snipets from my emails but this is well worth the read and what an engenious young man … and lucky lucky Teresa!  Enjoy it as much as I did

The following is a question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.  

  

The answer was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet:   

 

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or

endothermic (absorbs heat)?   

  

Most of the students wrote proofs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.   

   

This student, however, wrote the following:   

  

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the

rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think

that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it

will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how

many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.   

  

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member

of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more

than one of these religions and since people do not belong

to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go

to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can

expect the number of souls in Hell to increase

exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the

volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order

for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,

the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. 

  

This gives two possibilities: 

  

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at

which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in

Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.  

  

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase

of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will

drop until Hell freezes over.  

  

So which is it?  

  

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my

Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell

before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact

that I slept with her last night, then number two must be

true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has

already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that

since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more

souls and is therefore, extinct. … leaving only Heaven,

thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being which

explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’  

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+ . . . . .  AND PROBABLY MARRIED TERESA. 

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