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Snipet from StepMommy Bonnie – PhoneSex Mommy
I loved this one and had to share it with you, I also hate reading long snipets from my emails but this is well worth the read and what an engenious young man … and lucky lucky Teresa! Enjoy it as much as I did
The following is a question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.
The answer was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet:
Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) orendothermic (absorbs heat)?
Most of the students wrote proofs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.
This student, however, wrote the following:
First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and therate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I thinkthat we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, itwill not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for howmany souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most of these religions state that if you are not a memberof their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is morethan one of these religions and since people do not belongto more than one religion, we can project that all souls goto Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we canexpect the number of souls in Hell to increaseexponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of thevolume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in orderfor the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.
This gives two possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate atwhich souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure inHell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.
2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increaseof souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure willdrop until Hell freezes over.
So which is it?
If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during myFreshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hellbefore I sleep with you,’ and take into account the factthat I slept with her last night, then number two must betrue, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and hasalready frozen over. The corollary of this theory is thatsince Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any moresouls and is therefore, extinct. … leaving only Heaven,thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being whichexplains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’
THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+ . . . . . AND PROBABLY MARRIED TERESA.

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