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We want to take this day to CELEBRATE several things today!

VETERANS thank you for all you do .. We HONOR you today with special time

PhoneSEX when ever your gone away from home,  call us for a special deal no matter what part of the world your in.  We offer that to you year round for all you do for us.  Allowing us to be in our homes spreading pleasures across the world, when ever and where ever .. We’re here for you darlin !!

Last but not least My Birthday .. sing Happy Birthday for and even bigger prize XOXO

No it’s not polite to ask how old I am either … Old enough to know how XoX
Much love to you,
Bonnie

Like my Birthday outfit ? Join me?

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I’ll give you the pretty phone sex lips before I give you the scary lips of the past.  Ladies fighting against there men, not letting them do as they wish or need!

Kiss my Lips XoXo both sets

Now remember how pretty my lips are and how I’ll let you do anything in the world and so will my girlfriends at SLUTetc.com

Now way back in 1919 if you weren’t at Miss Kitty’s Saloon or one of the many other wonderful brothel’s of the time.  You might be encountered by the lovely ladies the poor hard working bastards had to go home too!  And let’s not forget about how they would rule the roost and imagine the sour puss sex those poor bastards had ;(

Well back in the day in Montana for goodness sake .. Cold outside and oh my god Shivering inside!

These sourpuss’s decided they didn’t want there men stinking of booze … My god they had to drink to go home and face these beauties lol enjoy!

Montana Beauties

RUN INTO OUR ARMS BOYS, we’ll protect you XOXOXO

We promise to suck you, not sourpuss you

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I loved this one and had to share it with you, I also hate reading long snipets from my emails but this is well worth the read and what an engenious young man … and lucky lucky Teresa!  Enjoy it as much as I did

The following is a question given on a University of Arizona chemistry midterm, and an actual answer turned in by a student.  

  

The answer was so ‘profound’ that the professor shared it with colleagues via the Internet:   

 

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or

endothermic (absorbs heat)?   

  

Most of the students wrote proofs using Boyle’s Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.   

   

This student, however, wrote the following:   

  

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the

rate at which they are leaving, which is unlikely. I think

that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it

will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how

many souls are entering Hell, let’s look at the different religions that exist in the world today.   

  

Most of these religions state that if you are not a member

of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more

than one of these religions and since people do not belong

to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go

to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can

expect the number of souls in Hell to increase

exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the

volume in Hell because Boyle’s Law states that in order

for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same,

the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added. 

  

This gives two possibilities: 

  

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at

which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in

Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.  

  

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase

of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will

drop until Hell freezes over.  

  

So which is it?  

  

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my

Freshman year that, ‘It will be a cold day in Hell

before I sleep with you,’ and take into account the fact

that I slept with her last night, then number two must be

true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has

already frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that

since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more

souls and is therefore, extinct. … leaving only Heaven,

thereby proving the existence of a Divine Being which

explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting ‘Oh my God.’  

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED AN A+ . . . . .  AND PROBABLY MARRIED TERESA. 

HELL yes WE want PhoneSEX!!

If you want to talk about HELL or any other KINKY thing

give US a call XOXOXO 1-877-PUSSY-61 one number for all the HOT ladies!!

One of my dear friends sent me this listing of the perfect woman, knowing him I’m sure he can come up with a few more requirements … like “O BABY YOUR DICK IS SOOOOOOOOOO BIG” lol when we know I can take it ALL right down my throat XOXOX

PHONE SEX LADIES DO IT ALL

CUM WHERE WE DO IT ALL – ANY FANTASY – NO MATTER HOW TWISTED YOU ARE!

WE ARE TOO XOXOX

TELL US SOME OF YOUR PERFECT LADY REQUIREMENTS

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Good title huh lol … I heard the best phrase today.  Of course the topic of conversation these days is Politics and the economy.  Well being a girlie girl I watch the View and they were talking about Polls of Politics.  And Whoopi chimes in with “POLES ARE FOR DANCING” how perfect is that!!  So let’s all snuggle up too our favorite pole and have a dance

Poles are for Dancing

Mama had such fun when I danced for my Boys the feel of that pole between my legs.

Remembering makes me so very wet for those days, such fun.  Another fun time and a picture I want to share with you is Cracker Night.  I had the best date, Talk about wet and Horny it took a whole new meaning to Cracker night.  You know what can happen in a sweet Crack under the Crackers in the sky Have I ever told you how much I love SEX outside? Well you’ll have to ask me … and check out the great pics one can take in the nude XoXo

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Squirt SPLAT!

Tell me do you see the trail of Jiz and SPLAT or is it a sweet flower to touch my lips!?

Cracker Bird

My question to you on this one is ……. lol

Do you see a pretty bird in the sky OR Do you see a pretty bird strutting with her asshole surrounded by a pretty plume begging to be fucked?

Love ya baby.. enjoy your day and think of Mama XoXo

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The lights went out and we had nothing to do in the mountains but have mind blowing sex.  It was crazy hot, the lightning would strike and I would explode .. the hail would pelt the roof and his sweat drops would pelt my tits as he pumped to the rhythmn of the storm.  Amazing sex !!

After wards the sky lit up like my skin from passion.  The sky turned orange and a beautiful rainbow, and let’s not forget the pot of golden cum at the end of that rainbow  XOXOXOX

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Where's the Golden pot

Today in my mail, my sweet sister sent a really good funny cartoon I wanted to share

Enjoy and remember any thing can be worse somewhere else XoXo

Talk about SCAT

Hope your day is filled with pleasure and your evening is filled with cum … give us a call today for that special relief only WE can give you XoXo

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