Posts Tagged ‘Auntie’

ARE YOU A WEE BIT TWISTED or A WHOLE LOT TWISTED ?  Are your needs EXTREME ?

Join me for the truly KINKY side of CUM and LUST

Sweetness I will take you to places you never thought possible with your DICK and a PHONE

Give Auntie a call … 877 516 8280

Auntie Carol XO

Well Jason Derulo has done it – at least we ladies of the phone have our own rock anthem and it is of course – Talk Dirty to Me!  Seriously you should all give a listen this kid is pretty darn good and fun to watch!  This song is the theme song for Desperate Maids that yummy tv series about upscale Hispanic maids so you can catch bits of it on tv its worth a listen and a look!

So come on ya’ll and talk dirty to me!  Toll free darlins – 1-888-319-9489.

Ellen

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If you’re looking for a genuine woman selling sex out of pure enjoyment I’m your girl!  I’ve loved sex since the first time I realized I had to goods to turn a man’s head – and I know a lot of what does turn a man’s head is not so much the package -although a nice package is a good thing – but its a mind set.  My mind set is if it feels good, do it again – let’s put our minds and bodies together and make some magic!  And you know by ‘magic’ I mean nothing more than a ball-filled, throbbing hard cock and hot dripping pussy, wild imagination and lust filled phone sex experience!  Call Ellen – 1-888-319-9489 and join my other very satisfied customers!

Ellen

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I have been the same sexy Auntie you have been looking and fantasizing about. Yes I see you watching me through my bathroom window while I take my shower. Why do you think I drop the soap so much? You know what Auntie wants to do to your young hard cocks? Yes she wants to suck your young cock all day long, I will blow your mind. I love my virgins and teaching them sex. Sexual Pleasures and feeling the most erotic things are my specialty. You will explode like never have before. Mature, No Taboos, Sexy, and All Fetishes Welcome. Cum for the Experience you will want More and More of.

Angie
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Anyone been pulled over by a cop lately?

 A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

 Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily — if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

 ’Get well soon . from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.’

Loved this so I had to share XOXOXOXXO

Want Auntie Carol to give you an exam baby

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Auntie loves ya baby 1-877-516-8280

 I would love to give you a up close exam …. find your sweet spot XOXO

I wish you the Brightest, Healthiest, Wealthiest  New Year !!

Be sure to kiss a Hot Older woman tonight XOXOX she’ll make your dick hard and what a way to ring in the new year !!

Lets Rub in the New Year XoX

OoOoOoOoooooo Baby … HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my Sweet Boys … Auntie loves you XoX

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Be sure to check my Twitter for a special or Dirty little note

No matter what turns you on! We don’t care where it turns you on! What toys turn you on! Is it anal insertion, but you don’t want them to think of you as a fag? Is it the craving for pickled piss flaps? What is your hidden kink that you just have to talk about?

What goes thru mind that makes your dick pop like a lion in your pants? What’s that nasty filthy dirty forbidden thought……….  DARE you tell anyone ? Experience your desires ?
CALL AUNTIE Carol 1-877-516-8280

Honey no matter your fetish or desire I love to feed those cravings, bring them to life for you!

NOTHING will shock this ol broad .. so babe when the nasty unspeakable desire peeks its evil little head, call Auntie to feel your

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Follow my tweets you might find a great special of the day or nasty notes from Aunties dirty mind ~evil grin~

Dirty Auntie Carol loves TABOO

LOVE AND HUGS TO ALL MY SPECIAL BOYS .. I love all your dirty little minds XO

Auntie loves DIRTY boys