Posts Tagged ‘Auntie’

Anyone been pulled over by a cop lately?

 A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

 Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily — if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

 ’Get well soon . from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.’

Loved this so I had to share XOXOXOXXO

Want Auntie Carol to give you an exam baby

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 I would love to give you a up close exam …. find your sweet spot XOXO

I wish you the Brightest, Healthiest, Wealthiest  New Year !!

Be sure to kiss a Hot Older woman tonight XOXOX she’ll make your dick hard and what a way to ring in the new year !!

OoOoOoOoooooo Baby … HAPPY NEW YEAR to all my Sweet Boys … Auntie loves you XoX

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Be sure to check my Twitter for a special or Dirty little note

No matter what turns you on! We don’t care where it turns you on! What toys turn you on! Is it anal insertion, but you don’t want them to think of you as a fag? Is it the craving for pickled piss flaps? What is your hidden kink that you just have to talk about?

What goes thru mind that makes your dick pop like a lion in your pants? What’s that nasty filthy dirty forbidden thought……….  DARE you tell anyone ? Experience your desires ?
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Honey no matter your fetish or desire I love to feed those cravings, bring them to life for you!

NOTHING will shock this ol broad .. so babe when the nasty unspeakable desire peeks its evil little head, call Auntie to feel your

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Follow my tweets you might find a great special of the day or nasty notes from Aunties dirty mind ~evil grin~

          

LOVE AND HUGS TO ALL MY SPECIAL BOYS .. I love all your dirty little minds XO

I always get calls from Men who had no idea about some things. I really enjoyed teaching one my Men about Anal Sex. He never tried it and asked good questions. I explained he needed prepare his sweet ass first and then we experimented some. He was amazed how it felt and how it made him so hard. Next time he calls we will be expanding that feeling more.

Want to learn more about sex? Maybe you are a pain slut. I can help you with that too. Perhaps a fetish like being able to cum and not get caught. Phone Sex can go anywhere your imagination wants to take you. Let me expand your mind and make you cum like never have before.

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Be a First Time Caller and get a special. I am waiting on your call Babe.

I have got to tell you some of  the best phone sex is when I hear the phone jingle when I’m still in bed.  Warm and sexy as hell feeling!  In my silken nightie and warm pussy.  It’s the best feeling in the world warm, fuzzy and horny as hell.  And there you are ready to masturbate with me !  That’s the way I woke up this morning how about you darlin?

A Sunday just doesn’t get any better, well better would be your hot flesh up against mine as you make great love to my hot pussy.  Shoot just talking about it makes my pussy hot!  Well hell I better go and find that hot mommy cock, my pussy is just screaming for attention

See you soon … let’s make sweet phone sex love to my pussy XOXO

Many Kisses to you baby

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It’s Monday Moving Mania at Mary Lucia’s house today! As I am sure you have heard, our Miss Ellen is moving across the country to come set up shop with me in the sleepy little beach town I live in. And Mama Mary is a collector of all things sexy, from toys to lubes to handcuffs to lingerie to stilettos and stockings and corsets, oh my! I have one entire bedroom devoted to just my drop dead sexy outfits alone! So I need to make room, because I know Ellen has at least as many toys and outfits and bikinis as I do, and I am betting that she wants a place to put it!

My mind has been running amok with fantasies about what she and I are going to do once she is here, and naughty thing that she is; she has assured me that she used a very strict criterion for the hiring of moving men. They are tall, muscular, young, and best of all; they have the good taste to be connoisseurs of cougars, which would be Ellen and I! Oh, the PLANS we have for them……..the extra special tip we might bestow on them will make them the envy of long haul movers everywhere…..we will make SURE of that!!

It’s looking pretty firm for the last week of August, and I bet you are feeling pretty ‘firm’ just hearing that……I could not resist the cheesy pun, lol. We might be unavailable for a few days when she first gets here, unpacking and chilling out on the beach with pitchers of margaritas, getting reacquainted, but don’t worry. We won’t be gone long, and then we will be together in the same (bed) room, horny, excited, and ready to take your calls.

Want to get a head start on imagining what you would like to do with the two of us? Head on over to http://www.climaxxxave.com/mamaell.htm for a sneak peak at Ellen, then click on http://www.climaxxxave.com/marylucia.htm to appreciate my anatomy. Then imagine the two of us pressing the flesh, the phone between us as we work your hot cock into a ball emptying frenzy.

Can’t wait to talk to us? Call Ellen at 1-888-319-9489, or call me at 1-800-635-0243. For the moment, the lines ring in our respective homes over one thousand miles apart. Another six short weeks, and they will both ring in the same bedroom.

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