Posts Tagged ‘Ellen’

It’s Monday Moving Mania at Mary Lucia’s house today! As I am sure you have heard, our Miss Ellen is moving across the country to come set up shop with me in the sleepy little beach town I live in. And Mama Mary is a collector of all things sexy, from toys to lubes to handcuffs to lingerie to stilettos and stockings and corsets, oh my! I have one entire bedroom devoted to just my drop dead sexy outfits alone! So I need to make room, because I know Ellen has at least as many toys and outfits and bikinis as I do, and I am betting that she wants a place to put it!

My mind has been running amok with fantasies about what she and I are going to do once she is here, and naughty thing that she is; she has assured me that she used a very strict criterion for the hiring of moving men. They are tall, muscular, young, and best of all; they have the good taste to be connoisseurs of cougars, which would be Ellen and I! Oh, the PLANS we have for them……..the extra special tip we might bestow on them will make them the envy of long haul movers everywhere…..we will make SURE of that!!

It’s looking pretty firm for the last week of August, and I bet you are feeling pretty ‘firm’ just hearing that……I could not resist the cheesy pun, lol. We might be unavailable for a few days when she first gets here, unpacking and chilling out on the beach with pitchers of margaritas, getting reacquainted, but don’t worry. We won’t be gone long, and then we will be together in the same (bed) room, horny, excited, and ready to take your calls.

Want to get a head start on imagining what you would like to do with the two of us? Head on over to http://www.climaxxxave.com/mamaell.htm for a sneak peak at Ellen, then click on http://www.climaxxxave.com/marylucia.htm to appreciate my anatomy. Then imagine the two of us pressing the flesh, the phone between us as we work your hot cock into a ball emptying frenzy.

Can’t wait to talk to us? Call Ellen at 1-888-319-9489, or call me at 1-800-635-0243. For the moment, the lines ring in our respective homes over one thousand miles apart. Another six short weeks, and they will both ring in the same bedroom.

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Hey all – well yes I did have some travel to recover from but I sure came home with LOTS of fun memories – and I’ve already shared a few with some lucky callers – and while we figure out the picture transfer thingy let me just say this about my trip to Texas – take one hot blonde, one hot brunette, sand, beaches, tequila and music – and do the math! When we weren’t taking out bikini tops off at the beach – when we weren’t dancing the night away – when we werent flirting with bartenders – sailors – fisherman – boat captains – well we did have each other – hmmm imagine that….and we did have to rest sometimes ………Now you must call and get MORE details and I promise to spill it all!  1-888-319-9489

Well I just got back from a wonderful vacation along Padre Island in Texas and I loved it – of course I am partial to anything that involves tequila and bathing suit tops optional – add in some lusty Mexicans and cowboys and this girl was in pig heaven – I have lots of tales to tell of my vacation and welcome your calls toll free at 1-888-319-9489 – mention Texas and get a special rate! Can’t wait to hear from ya!