Archive for the ‘Ellen SoFine’ Category

Why is nothing hotter than girl on girl action – I actually have the answer to that.  I am a woman that loves men and I also love women – its a totally different vibe with a woman – soft on soft and so on – and having a man watch is the icing on THAT cupcake but its delightful on its own merits anyway.  I also like girl on girl porn and I realized one day why that is – I am a self-centered woman always wanting my titties and my pussy and my ass played with – and when its girl on girl – well as Adam Corolla and Dr. Drew once said – one beer good two beers BETTER – more titties, more pussy more soft round ass.

Now lets you and I get together – 1-888-319-9489

Have you heard the expressoin a new broom sweep;s the old debris out – well I got a NEW BROOM!  Here’s the deal I have been seeing this guy for about 6 weeks now and he’s kind of become a drag — we went from romantic dinners with wine and lingerie and hours of lovemaking to him sitting on the recliner with his belly out and a beer in his hand.  Then I met this new fella on line – who said all the right things and I went for it  – we had a couple of dates and WOW the sex was out of this world – this guy can go down on me for HOURS never gets tired of my wet pussy in his face – he loves what I do for a living  and will every opportunity he gets to listen in – and if you get lucky he may even say hello or follow YOUR instructions – and swept that old recliner sitting guy OUT the door.  Love the new broom – now call me and let me share details – 1-888-319-9489!

Or who you gonna call – come on honey call ME – Ellen at 1-888-319-9489 for the TREAT of your life!  It’s Halloween and like so many of us I want you to be sure to visit me – and I do pormise you some very special Halloween treats – maybe 5 extra minutes on your call – how does that sound to you – now I’ll be available all day and evening and waiting for the little Trick or Treaters to knock on my door – and my BIG Treat or Treaters to ring my phone – and I really do need you guys to call me – and save me from eating my own halloween candy!  I’d much rather devote my aural desires to YOU – hmmmmm the thought of what we can do makes my mouth water more than the Kit Kats and Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups by my front door.

And by all means tell me how much you like my pumpkins!

Or how I have temporarily lost contact with my friend Mary – you remember me and Mary Lucia – we were actual roommates for a minute – she lives on the gulf coast – and how much fun we had going down to the harbor and flirting with all the shrimpers and pleasure boaters….so there we were one day – halter tops, short shorts, hi heeled sandals – and there he was – tall built, dark curly hair, bare chested – and there she went.  Last I saw Mary she was waving bye bye to me at the harbor – and they both had BIG smiles on their faces!  Now Mary will eventually return to dry land – and she’ll have a LOT OF hot stories to tell when she does – but who can blame a girl for the chance to sail away with a young, good looking guy – and she knows I expect post cards!  I will keep you all posted on her exploits – call me and I’ll share a few with you right now!  1-888-319-9489 toll free!

Hi its Ellen and let me tell you what you get when you get with a genuine MILF – we are experienced, we’ve been around the block, we’re done playing silly head games and we know what we want and we know how to get it.  And we know what you want to and we know how to deliver it.  For example right now one of my lovers is here – don’t even ask he won’t talk – and actually he’s in no position to talk, because he is semi strapped down on the bed in the guest room – with a cock ring on.  I go back in from time to time and take my Hitachi Magic Wand to that stiff shaft of his.  His cock is bright red right now and kind of slick – he’s had a rather slow seep of precum for about 3 hours – and he KNOWS better than to cum.  Now and then when I go back there I have another fun device – a penis pump.  I slide THAT down on his swollen shaft and pump it up.  By the look on his face the feeling is EXQUISITE and right on that delightful edge between pain and pleasure.  Once its completely pumped up and swollen inside the membrane of that pumper – did I mention the vacuum is through the head?  – then I take the Hitachi Magic Wand back to the skin of the pumper – and you know how that reverberates inside on that lovely swollen cock – well I need to go look in again but if something like that appeals to you – by all means call me.  I’ll be delighted to treat YOU to some lovely tease and denial – and if you haven’t tried it, think about what you’ve been missing.  I’m ready – 1-888-319-9489.

Hi I’m Ellen – and I am known for my big, juicy round butt – I learned relatively early in life about the special delights of anal play and I’ve been an a big fan of that special, naughty and oh so delicious kind of sex ever since!  My auntie told me when I was about 12 that the anus has over 1000 nerve endings surrounding it – ohhhhh can you feel it – now some are afraid of it – well for sure you can’t just BULLDOZE your way in – oh no – it takes some special foreplay – oh yes it does – a teasing tongue – a finger rimming – hmmmmm makes you ache deep down for more doesn’t it.  And with me you do get more – in fact with me you get it ALL – and honey take a look at mine – now tell me you want to bury your nose in there – inhale that special aroma – like sex only DIRTY!  And nothing beats hot dirty sex!  And I give as good as I get – believe it.   1-888-319-9489.

Hi its Ellen – had something of a quasi-tragedy at my place the other day – BOB (you all KNOW BOB) that is my very own Battery Operated Boyfriend – bit the dust!  Bought the farm – went to that vibrator heaven in the sky – hey maybe it used a white lighter and become one with the 27 Club who KNOWS – gave an odd shudder – emitted a faint aroma of burning electrical – and then played became just one more dead soldier.  But as they say LIFE goes on and so does Ellen.  Quick as you can say ‘CUM FUCK AUNTIE’ I was online and even as I type a NEW BOB – and a replacement – are winging their way to me via UPS, and as happy as my UPS man IS everytime he delivers to me – THIS time he’s in for the greeting of his life!

Now in the meantime poor Ellen has to make due with her fingers – and of course your help!  And let me tell you BOB is not my only external source of joy – but other than YOU it is my favorite.

Now really you must call me – lend a hand – so to speak -its so much better (with or without BOB) with YOU on the other end of the line.  Now give Auntie Ellen an assist – or be a GOOD boy and help Mama Ell out – call me – 1-888-319-9489.