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PostHeaderIcon Milf phone sex or Cam with Latina Anita

Hi horny men I am older than some of the woman at Cottage that does cam but I am just as hot and dirty. I love to please my men that call, you will not hang up with blue balls. I love to Masterbate with my boy toys. So if you like older woman with Big Tits call me I will show you any part of my body you want to see. I would love to show you how I play with my toys. Oh yes I am ready for anything you have instore for me.

Having a reputation of being an exceptional cock sucker is  sometimes a little embarrassing (but that is okay, submissive like me thrive on being embarrassed in public) Can you imagine having your cock sucked by someone as talented as me. Call me let me suck you off over the phone or cam. you will not be disappointed.

WE CAN BUILD A FANTASY ALL YOUR OWN TO MAKE THE CALL MORE MEMORABLE YOU HAVE EVER HAD.

CALL ME COME WATCH MY BIG ALL TATTOO’D UP TITS.

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PostHeaderIcon I smell SEX…

SEX...I LIKE THE SMELL OF IT!  1-877-696-9733
Hello! I am always here! Always wanting SEX! I always want a beautiful, big, hard, cock deep in my ‘HOLLY HOLE’!
Look into my eyes…tell me what you see ~lover~? Do you see the depth of my sweet scent? MMMmm! Sex! I want it all, and, I want it now! Come into my bedroom and let’s share an afternoon or evening together. (since I am not much of a morning person;) And together we will have the time of our lifes. Let’s share some sweet nothings together today. You will not regret it.
I want you! And I want you now! Call me I am waiting by my phone for you ~lover~! I want you now and I want you hard.
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PostHeaderIcon YOU HAVE TO LOVE A GOOD NURSE

Anyone been pulled over by a cop lately?

 A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix.

The doctors operated and advised him that all was well; however, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs in his crotch.

Worried that it might be a second surgery and the doctors hadn’t told him about it, he finally got enough energy to pull his hospital gown up enough so he could look at what was making him so uncomfortable.

 Taped firmly across his pubic hair and private parts were three wide strips of adhesive tape, the kind that doesn’t come off easily — if at all.

Written on the tape in large black letters was the sentence,

 ’Get well soon . from the nurse in the Jeep you pulled over last week.’

Loved this so I had to share XOXOXOXXO

Want Auntie Carol to give you an exam baby ;)

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Auntie loves ya baby 1-877-516-8280

 I would love to give you a up close exam ;) …. find your sweet spot XOXO

PostHeaderIcon Just A Little Laugh

There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl.

There were only two parachutes.

The smartest man in the world stood up and said, “The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those.” With that he grabbed one and jumped out.

The president looks at the little girl and says “I’ve led a good long life, you take the last parachute.”

And the little girl replies, “Don’t worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”

I guess there is a couple of lessons to be learned here. ;-) 1) Never think you really are the smartest person in the world. and 2) Better look before you leap ~laughing~

I hope you got a little chuckle out of that one? As they say laughter is the best medicine and I know I want you to stay nice and healthy. So don’t forget sex is an important part of keeping your body healthy as well!

So to help keep you nice and fit give one of Cottage Communications ladies a call and we will make sure you stay in tip top condition. You are sure to find exactly what you are looking for with one of us. Need something just a little kinky or maybe something fun and nasty.

Whatever your into you will find some mature sexy fun women who want to give it to you!

Don’t forget boys we have Veterans Day this week so give a call and get a holiday treat.

Looking forward to helping all my boys stay nice and healthy!

Amanda

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OH don’t forget this Thursday is Bonnie’s Birthday so give her a call and wish her Happy B-day!

PostHeaderIcon Don’t argue with a women

You know it and we know it to argue with us or try to out smart us is just not realistic. ;-) Here is a joke I found funny and so true on how we can get our way.

A husband and wife take a long awaited vacation out in the woods. He anticipating great fishing her peace and quiet.

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, And begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent .

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

‘ Good morning , Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.’

‘Yes, but I see you have all the equipment . For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the Game Warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

I hope you got at least a small chuckle remember laughter is the best medicine. Also don’t forget studies say sex also is great for helping keep you healthy. So give us a call and we can have some laughs and make sure we keep your body healthy with plenty of strong Orgasms.

Amanda
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PostHeaderIcon Boys Will Be Boys

As we all know boys will be boys they never grow up they just get bigger and better toys. That is just the way I like it. I love understanding that no matter what age men will always have their urges.

Though the urges might change with age they will always be there. It doesn’t matter what age you boys are you always have an eye for the ladies. You can’t deny you would rather have a beautiful pair of breasts in your face then a drink of water to survive.

You know it's true!

So whether you are still young and say I want big boobs or a bit more mature and demand huge breasts in your face you boys are all the same and I love it! Come join Mama in a hot call and let mama take care of all those naughty urges for you! ;-)

Amanda

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PostHeaderIcon Boy Toy Fantasy Phone Sex

I just love it when you come up with new ways to figure out hot fantasy fun while we are on the phone together. Now one of my boys loves to send me links to pictures on the internet to help me inspire his imagination for our Phone Sex sessions. Well he sent me a link to this picture and I started chomping at the bit to get started with his hot fantasy.

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words well I don’t know about you but I think I came up with a lot more then a 1,000 to describe these Boy Toys. Baby Sean you are so naughty I might just have to take you over my knee and give you a spanking. You knew this MILF would be drooling over these cowboys.

I mean you can tell these are real cowboys now can’t you? I mean they still have their boots on and obviously go no where with out their hats. So what inspires your imagination?

No matter what it is I am here for you so give me a call!

Amanda
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