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PostHeaderIcon Just A Little Laugh

There were 3 people in a crashing plane, the smartest man in the world, the president of the USA, and a little girl.

There were only two parachutes.

The smartest man in the world stood up and said, “The people who would benefit the world the most should be the ones who get the parachutes and I being the smartest man am one of those.” With that he grabbed one and jumped out.

The president looks at the little girl and says “I’ve led a good long life, you take the last parachute.”

And the little girl replies, “Don’t worry, we can both have one, the smartest man in the world just jumped out with my backpack.”

I guess there is a couple of lessons to be learned here. ;-) 1) Never think you really are the smartest person in the world. and 2) Better look before you leap ~laughing~

I hope you got a little chuckle out of that one? As they say laughter is the best medicine and I know I want you to stay nice and healthy. So don’t forget sex is an important part of keeping your body healthy as well!

So to help keep you nice and fit give one of Cottage Communications ladies a call and we will make sure you stay in tip top condition. You are sure to find exactly what you are looking for with one of us. Need something just a little kinky or maybe something fun and nasty.

Whatever your into you will find some mature sexy fun women who want to give it to you!

Don’t forget boys we have Veterans Day this week so give a call and get a holiday treat.

Looking forward to helping all my boys stay nice and healthy!

Amanda

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OH don’t forget this Thursday is Bonnie’s Birthday so give her a call and wish her Happy B-day!

PostHeaderIcon Don’t argue with a women

You know it and we know it to argue with us or try to out smart us is just not realistic. ;-) Here is a joke I found funny and so true on how we can get our way.

A husband and wife take a long awaited vacation out in the woods. He anticipating great fishing her peace and quiet.

One morning, the husband returns the boat to their lakeside cottage after several hours of fishing and decides to take a nap.

Although not familiar with the lake, the wife decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, anchors, puts her feet up, And begins to read her book. The peace and solitude are magnificent .

Along comes a Fish and Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the woman and says,

‘ Good morning , Ma’am. What are you doing?’

‘Reading a book,’ she replies, (thinking, ‘Isn’t that obvious?’)

‘You’re in a Restricted Fishing Area,’ he informs her.

‘I’m sorry, officer, but I’m not fishing. I’m reading.’

‘Yes, but I see you have all the equipment . For all I know you could start at any moment. I’ll have to take you in and write you up.’

‘If you do that, I’ll have to charge you with sexual assault,’ says the woman.

‘But I haven’t even touched you,’ says the Game Warden.

‘That’s true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start at any moment.’

‘Have a nice day ma’am,’ and he left.

I hope you got at least a small chuckle remember laughter is the best medicine. Also don’t forget studies say sex also is great for helping keep you healthy. So give us a call and we can have some laughs and make sure we keep your body healthy with plenty of strong Orgasms.

Amanda
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PostHeaderIcon Boys Will Be Boys

As we all know boys will be boys they never grow up they just get bigger and better toys. That is just the way I like it. I love understanding that no matter what age men will always have their urges.

Though the urges might change with age they will always be there. It doesn’t matter what age you boys are you always have an eye for the ladies. You can’t deny you would rather have a beautiful pair of breasts in your face then a drink of water to survive.

You know it's true!

So whether you are still young and say I want big boobs or a bit more mature and demand huge breasts in your face you boys are all the same and I love it! Come join Mama in a hot call and let mama take care of all those naughty urges for you! ;-)

Amanda

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PostHeaderIcon Saint Patricks Day and Phone SEX

Oh yeah boys, Saint Patrick’s Day is this coming up hump day. Oh my that sounds so good drunk Irish on hump day mmm. Well I just got myself horny. ~smile~

So what do you say lets have our own fun with Phone SEX this week! Instead of Pinch me I’m Irish how about Fuck me I’m Irish. ~wink~ Nothing better then a hot Irish redhead in your bed on a cold night.

Saint Patrick's Day Cartoon

Let's see if it works?

So give me a call and say I love the Irish and I will give you a special surprise.

Irish Redhead Hot and Horny

Tawnya
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PostHeaderIcon Boy Toy Fantasy Phone Sex

I just love it when you come up with new ways to figure out hot fantasy fun while we are on the phone together. Now one of my boys loves to send me links to pictures on the internet to help me inspire his imagination for our Phone Sex sessions. Well he sent me a link to this picture and I started chomping at the bit to get started with his hot fantasy.

They say a picture is worth 1,000 words well I don’t know about you but I think I came up with a lot more then a 1,000 to describe these Boy Toys. Baby Sean you are so naughty I might just have to take you over my knee and give you a spanking. You knew this MILF would be drooling over these cowboys.

I mean you can tell these are real cowboys now can’t you? I mean they still have their boots on and obviously go no where with out their hats. So what inspires your imagination?

No matter what it is I am here for you so give me a call!

Amanda
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PostHeaderIcon Fetish PhoneSex

Wow did you know that flashing was not just for fun. I found out there are actually groups to help those who have the urge to flash themselves in public. I always thought it was just for fun and a hot sexy fetish.

I myself love to give little flashes of naked flesh to hot young studs while I am out and about. I actually had a young stud last year flash me back and I was drooling and damp all day long. His cock was so nice and hard with a big mushroom head that was a deep purple.

The things that were running around in my head about what I would have loved to do to him. Just those thoughts kept my B.O.B. busy for hours. I came over and over again so hard I had to strip the sheets of the bed they were so wet.

Well I found a picture that was taken during one of these group meetings.

So do you see what I see in that picture? I don’t think that group is being so helpful to all of their members. hmm maybe I should go to that group?

How about I give a little fetish help we can be our own self help group. Though I don’t think it would be as helpful as the self help guru’s have in mind. ~wink~ So why don’t you call me for some hot Fetish PhoneSex and lets help each other out!

Amanda
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PostHeaderIcon I can’t just swallow one!

I finally found some candy that both I and my sissies enjoy. Just like Lays potatoes chips I don’t think I will eat just one. I can just imagine the sweet taste of them.

I know my sissies will love having a box when they can’t get the real thing. Though I wonder does it melt in your hand like it melts in your mouth? I know some of my girlfriends who would love to have a box just for themselves.

Why don’t you give me a call and tell me whether you would like to share a box with me.

Tawnya
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