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To all you hard cocks out there Happy Fathers Day. I have been in the kitchen cooking up some sexy sweetness for you. All hot and sweaty from being by the stove baking up those special treats just makes my pussy yearn for your hard bulging cock. So why don’t you hop on over to Momma’s place so I can give you what you really crave.

Sophia 1-888-371-6808

Call me Momma Sophia 1-888-371-6808 for your special Fathers Day Treat.

I am only going to say this one time and then its up to your lazy slut ass to call me. I should never have to nag like this. You know what I mean sissy boy. Don’t you ? I’m not here to cater to your stupid excusses. It’s all about me and my perfect ass. Do you want to serve or not? I’ve told you before you had better do ask I ask before I even ask it. You should be down on your worthless knees praying for me attention or you will be replaced. Got it dick stick? Good. Now where did I put that big black strap on? …Oh yes here it is.  …….

What the fuck are you waiting for?   

GET ON THE GOD DAMN PHONE.  I HAVE A LIFE AND YOURE DINKING OFF MY PRECIOUS TIME. 

Good grief, what a pain in the ass you are. Move it slut puppy!

Since you are to stupid to go look it up, here’s my number. 1-877-227-3087

Heres the web site:  http://www.climaxxxave.com/evelynpage.htm

  And you wonder why you get whipped.

I don’t know maybe it is my age but for some reason I have that Mr. Rogers theme stuck in my head. Maybe it is because I just got off the phone and did a Naughty Neighbor Role Play then again maybe because I know that I would love to have some of you nasty boys as my neighbors. The fun we could have during block parties.

Cum on lets have a hot Phone Sex session!

Won’t you be my neighbor? ~wink~

Amanda

1-877-694-5179

http://www.extremetaboophonesex.com/

OK…. so you think you’ve heard some strange shit and I know I have but here ya go…. Ran across these tid-bits cruizin the web. Enjoy a grin on me, then call your Mommy Gayle. Weird makes me wet .   1-877-271-6527

The Mailman Took My Sex Toys
A British postal worker has been accused of stealing porn, sex toys and women’s underwear from the mail over the past 10 years, according to Peterborough Today.

Banana Sex Cult
The cops in Papua New Guinea are looking for a cult leader who told villagers they’d have a fantastic banana crop… if they’d just engage in public sex, according to Australia’s ABC news network. Villagers say the cult threatened violence on anyone who did not participate in public sex sessions.

Teacher Turns Into Porn Star
Kids remember Tiffany Shepherd as their biology teacher. Now, she’s giving explicit lessons in human reproduction as porn star Leah Lust, according to the New York Daily News. She says she had to turn to porn after losing her teaching job when photos of her on a bikini fishing cruise surfaced.

Auto Erotica
An Albuquerque man was arrested after pulling down his pants and humping his car in the parking lot ofa grocery store as people looked on. Police said they found Danny Brawner, 46, asleep next to his car after the incident, and that he appeared to be intoxicated.

Gayle 1-877-271-6527 toll free

Spring is in the air! The young men of the neighbor hood are eager and ready to come around to do chores!  The first day I was out in shorts they began to flock, it was so cute the younger brothers of my regular boys.  Ready to step up and take big brothers place in my work crew lol

I love how they clammer to be first to offer to do those extra chores, they know they get to stay for dinner and dessert!  … Shoot I left off here before dinner … my O my what you boys want from a good Mama like me. 

Well Joey was most persuasive last night that he was the one to stay and help with dinner … AND YES DESSERT WAS DIVINE ….. Holy shit is  that boy talented, even for his age!  It will be hard for any of the other boys to surpass his divine tongue action.  What are they teaching our kids in school these days!

Call me baby, let’s see what they taught you
Sweet Georgia Peach  1-800-636-3802

Are you ready for Dessert ?!?

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